Agnostic Medium

What Sucks About New Agey Shit


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While you're listening to this episode, picture this woman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X51dmedb5lQ   Yep, sometimes you have roll the dice and bet against unicorn warfare retribution, fuck you 2020.   This is the text conversation my producer and I had after sharing this super grounded video. I mean it's basically a scientific documentary...    Producer:  Oh. My. God. That’s incredible. Just touching the book brings unicorns into your life.  First, I’m clearly reading the wrong books. Second, I wonder how many of those people have gotten gored due to improper unicorn horn handing.    Heather: Lmao! you just put a Unicorn band-aid on it and the wound heals immediately. 🦄🦄🦄 But you have to recite the mantra. The cost is a meager $1,899. So affordable.   Producer: I’m in the wrong business   Are you ready to change your life?   https://heatherwestmoreland.com/appointments
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Agnostic MediumBy Heather Westmoreland

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