It's the end of Bachelor in Paradise! Wes is largely disappointed, Alex is largely glad she gets a break until January, and everyone agrees this was a pretty disappointing season of television. Ah, well. There's always January...

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Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere

Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

On the 15th inaugural episode of What the Bach? the podcast where one roommate makes the other roommate listen to recaps of a show she doesn't watch, we discuss the dredges of Bachelor in Paradise, Deenie Weenie, and the show's complete inability to talk about anything substantial without royally messing it up.

Twitter: @IAmWeslye / @Aleekza

Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere

Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

This week on BiP, the drama llama paid a visit and Wes was content with that. We continued to rehash the problematic way the shutdown has and continues to be handled, and everyone loses. Particularly Alex, who was not inebriated enough for this.

This is What the Bach?

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Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere

Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

Wes hates the new format of the show and breaks down why, Alex just hates reality TV, DeMario has things to say, and hearts are broken. This is What the Bach?

@IAmWesley / @Aleekza

Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere

Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

Bachelor in Paradise started. Wes recounts four excruciating hours to Alex, which covers The Controversy, a wedding, a poorly conducted sexual harassment seminar, and had no rose ceremonies.

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Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere

Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

Wes was disappointed by this season and the final episode. Alex was excited this was the end until she realized it was not. But you should all read this bonkers true life story, with picture: http://www.cosmopolitan.com.au/lifestyle/man-books-six-dates-on-the-same-night-23586

@IAmWesley / @Aleekza

Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere

Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

Wes recounts the rousing episode that was all the men kicked off the island sitting around having a bitch and stitch. Lee is still racist. Alex continues to be amazed at how much time this franchise takes up.

@IAmWesley / @Aleekza

Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere

Outro: Already there by Josh Woodward

This episode of the Bachelorette took 4 hours to watch, and 5 hours to talk about, and Alex is ready to do ANYTHING ELSE with her life. Wes is still mystified by the editing situation.

@IAmWesley / @Aleekza

Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere

Outro: Already there by Josh Woodward

Hometowns fly by, the cats are out, and Alex needs to remember to stop making faces when Wes says something horrifying because that doesn't translate well as audio.

@IAmWesley / @Aleekza

Intro: Biking in the Park | Lee Rosevere

Outro: Already there | Josh Woodward

In which we establish the futility of naming fake people on TV, Rachel doesn't have a rose ceremony, and Alex almost has enough booze to make it to the end of Wes's recap.

Intro music is "Biking in the Park" by Lee Rosevere

Outro music is "Already There" by Josh Woodward

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