What The F*** Did I Just Watch

Fasten your condoms! Pam and Libbie request the honor of your presence as they propose some theories as to how Diane Keaton always keeps her cool, whether socioeconomic status impacts our relationships, how mental health disorders are passed down through generations, and why it’s easy to forget about your quiet kids for half a year if you’re busy planning a fancy wedding. They also pop the question, is mental math harder when you’re having a public meltdown in a grocery store?

New year, same bullshit! Pam and Libbie ponder the value of New Year’s resolutions, the phases of healing shame and becoming your best self, and how to tell if you’re changing your life or just running from your problems. Libbie also learns she is basically Julia Roberts, in various ways other than just looks, which she already knew.

Listen up turkeys, The Family Stone is a Christmas film, tough shit! Pam and Libbie dissect what they originally thought was a Thanksgivingtime motion picture and talk family dynamics, boundaries of course, and how Diane Keaton looks so comfortable-yet-stylish both in and out of bed. There’s lots of sad personal stuff too!

Hold on tight, spidermonkeys, here comes Season 2! Pam and Libbie examine the horrifying aspects of romanticizing a teenage relationship with an emotional/literal monster. Featuring special guest and teenager expert, Alana!

Pop go our hearts! Pam and Libbie finish their extremely successful season debut and cover a film that gets it right, learning about attachment styles, friendship, and the wide variety of penis sizes along the way.

Love is blind (if you’re hot)! We’re obviously Pam and Libbie — welcome to our experiment where we express our great dismay at having watched all 400 hours of yet another reality show that forces people to fall in love, get engaged, and entertain us with relationship conflict and drama, all while teaching us more problematic shit about love along the way.

Libbie is 13 Going on 30! As a special birthday treat, Pam and Libbie desecrate an American treasure by pointing out their issues with early 2000s fashion, the fashion magazine publishing industry which they do not quite understand, toxic friendships, and Mark Ruffalo cheating on hot Wendy. And remember to stick around for our nonsensical bloopers that just keep getting longer!

It’s a nice day for a white wedding! Pam and Libbie talk woman on woman about what Jenny from the Block taught us about wedding planning, arranged marriage, kind-of cheating, falling for incompetent pediatricians, and how love don’t cost a thing (except all the expensive as shit wedding stuff).

We’ve been watching You! Pam and Libbie consider the difference between love and obsession, how our family roles impact our relationships, red flags for controlling and violent partners, our fan theories, and kinky shit.

Ring ring! Pam calls Libbie on her cellular device so they can chat about coffin cleavage, semen facials, teletherapy, our lame kids, and isolation snacking.