What The F*ck Is Wrong With Me?

I'm a woman scorned today. We're discussing a guy who tried to play me out. How he had a strange addiction, and an even stranger fetish. I'm taking you through beginning to end on how everything transpired, and how it ended as fast as it began. I also have a surprise for you at the end.

Strap the f*ck in for this one.

We're discussing me being bald, a man who didn't know how to cuss correctly, a nasty drug/sex fueled apartment, soft blocking, and how my bartender talking stage got his coworker pregnant.

I know you want to know what happened...i'm finally coming clean.

I'm joined by my bestie Sara and we're discussing the girl who got ran over in my front yard, stealing from Target, our girls trip from hell, our hookah lounge chronicles, and railing a whole family tree. This episode is sponsored by Gin and Squirt.

We're discussing why I've been MIA.

Today i'm joined by my bestie Sara. We're discussing werewolf boyfriends, a situationship who smoked K2, a nightmarish game of LIFE, pukey uber rides, drunken dance battles, emo sex, and Facebook meme therapists.

We're discussing my thoughts on the Karen Read trial, the death penalty, me being responsible for the break up of an aussie couple, mom shaming, and a good ol' subreddit.

A 15 year stretch of cheating scandals, a predator, a failing marriage, guns, Bernie Madoff, crypto, $12k strip club visit, a black eye, subway, bananas, plan b, a whistleblower...all with one common denominator...John.

We're discussing me having a hyperfixation on a man, my ex got married and had a hillbilly wedding, how men who block women are so girlypop, being celibate and living a sexless life, and all the shows i've been watching lately. Sorry about the accents again, I can't stop.

I'm baaaaaack and it's my BIRTHDAY! I missed ya last week. Today we're discussing out of state fine shyts, outgrowing unhealthy friendships is actually....healthy, men backtracking to try and manipulate you, Wisconsin cheeseheads, finding out men on dating apps have been discussed in great lengths by other women, and my friend being roofied.