Supposedly also known as Infested, this little early-'90s gem features both Seth Green and Alfonso Ribeiro. At heart a typical teens-in-peril-at-

a-cabin-in-the-woods tale, this movie features steroid-and-pot-enhanced killer ticks that attack! And a lot of scenes where it's obvious the producers and

director said, "Eh, that'll do." Audrey and Michael take down the terror of ... TICKS. Send feedback to [email protected]. Please rate and review!

Featuring Michael, Audrey, Marisha and J. Wilford, these are extended cuts and/or goofs left on the cutting room floor. Send feedback to

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Featuring Michael and Misha, this episode is an expose into the secret lives of tiny women and the dangers they face. Dangers like ... frogs

kidnapping them to be in musical numbers. The threat is real. Never forget. Send feedback to [email protected]. Please rate and review!

Ello, pip pip. For' and Mi'ael ta'e on the -- ahem, sorry. Ford and Michael take on the overblown monstrosity featuring Kristen Stewart staring at

things open mouthed, and Charlize Theron yelling at things, while Chris Hemsworth carries a couple of axes rather than a hammer, and large people pretend to be

dwarfs. The movie that screams LOVE ME, PLEASE. Send feedback to [email protected]. Please rate and review!

Can horror comedy work? Of course it can. Check out The 'Burbs. This mishmash of ... damn near everything ... however, not so much. Audrey and

Michael tackle the Chevy Chase / Demi Moore / Dan Aykroyd / John Candy / everyone else ever film. Send feedback to [email protected]. Please rate and review!

Misha and Michael take on two non-Disney versions of Pocahontas. Though the Disney version was not, say, the model of great filmmaking, these ...

fall even shorter. Both available on YouTube. Send feedback to [email protected]. Please rate and review!

Michael and Ford tackle the Farrelly Brothers film Hall Pass. It flirts less with polyamory than every couple you've ever met, which was ... kind

of what we thought we'd be talking about. But instead it's just ... boy, Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis are really annoying. Send feedback to

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Michael and Audrey explore the dread secret of island-based SEGA rave parties! Find out what the hell is up with this Uwe Boll masterpiece of

TERROR. Pchew pchew! Zombies and general weirdness abound. Send feedback to [email protected]. Please rate and review!

Care a Lot? We care a lot! Harrison Bergeron has nothing on this freakish world where everyone just wants friends, and everyone DESERVES friends.

How many bears can YOU name? How many Care Bear cousins? WHAT IF WE WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY IF YOU MISS A SINGLE ONE!!! Haha, we won't. Featuring Marisha and

Michael. Send feedback to [email protected]. Please rate and review!

How far can the description "romantic comedy" be stretched? Find out when Paris Hilton and some other people light up the screen in this steaming

pile of who the hell cares? Wilford and Michael tear this sucker to the ground. Also, we think up the best sequel ever for it, far better than what it deserves.

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