What The Suck?! Podcast

Another fun relaxing romp in the woods...or is it???

Today's episode is a sequel to a movie we were pleasantly surprised by earlier this season.

Don't Fuck In The Woods 2

After barely surviving the night, the survivor of a vicious monster attack stumbles upon a group of counselors at a nearby summer camp, but when they learn her warnings that the creatures who attacked her before have followed her to the camp must fight the deadly creatures to get away alive.

Be sure to check out our interview with the producer, Chris Gierowski, and director, Shawn Burkett, out now!

DFITW 2 is available on VOD

https://www.vudu.com/content/movies/details/Don-t-F-In-The-Woods-2/2119677

and for purchase in December

https://www.amazon.com/Dont-F-Woods-2-Collectors/dp/B0B94TGVPW

https://conceptmediallc.com/streaming

We are very excited to bring you this interview with Chris Gierowski, Producer, and Shawn Burkett, Director, of "Don't F In The Woods 2". We hope you enjoy it and go check out DFITW 2 on VOD now.

Thats right suckster's......we're back!!! our newest episode dicusses the 2013 science fiction comedy-horror film directed by Mike Mendez. The film tells the story of a bug exterminator, who, with the help of a hospital security guard and the military, battles a giant spider that goes on a rampage in Los Angeles.

check out here:

on VUDU

on TUBI

on YOUTUBE

Did we already make the "this movie sucks" joke? oh well, its made again.

Take a trip with us to the dusty crypt of vampires which is set up in a strip club and lures suspecting victims in with the promise of alcohol and sex. No, its not From Dusk Til Dawn, its Cryptz.

Cryptz (2002)

When aspiring rappers Tymez, Fuzzy Down, and Likrish cross paths with stripper Stesha, they follow her to a mysterious strip club where the sexy ladies are really vampires in disguise. Things go from bad to worse when the vampires' leader Kulada finds out that Tymez holds the key to the bloodsuckers' world domination in this urban horror film.

Music

Downtown by Vodovoz Music Productions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7o7yfx-1pk

Watch it here

https://tubitv.com/movies/465851/cryptz?start=true&utm_source=google-feed&tracking=google-feed

https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.44aa70d3-0174-5205-30fc-bbb414ed2459?autoplay=1&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb

From giant ants to giant molten spiders!! This movie serves not only as a universe builder for the Sharknado cinematic universe but also as a semi Police Academy reunion.

Lavalantula

Lavalantula is an American 2015 science fiction comedy horror thriller television film that takes place after a series of volcanic eruptions in Los Angeles unleashes a swarm of gigantic, lava-breathing tarantulas from which the film draws its title.

Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWndN0Eyk-I

Nope, just nope

The Z

Mars Heflin and his Protection Incorporated security team are the only force standing in the way of the ancient, ravenous species known as The Z as they seek to destroy the city.

Watch it here

https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B09BBN612J/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r

Dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant!

This movie rocks!! watch it!

Dead Ant

Members of a metal band get a chance at a comeback when they are invited to perform at Coachella. When they become stranded in the desert, they have to fight for their lives against giant ants.

Watch it here

https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B09NSB7652/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r

We are back from a break and back with another crappy movie.

2004's The Risen

U.S. spaceship that disappeared on its descent back to Earth 44 years ago finally lands and what it’s carrying is going to be hell on Earth.

Directed by

Brandon Bethmann

Eric Szmyr

Watch it here

https://tubitv.com/movies/644402/the-risen

Crikey!! That's not a knife!!  

**We want to apologize in advance for our terrible terrible attempts at an Australian accent**

This week we go back to the woods but without the fun black tar Gorn from before. 

Lurking Woods (2021)

Six friends get together for a long-overdue holiday at a cabin. The girls have organized a fun "seek and search" game, determining which guy they end up with. Little do they all know, a mysterious, masked killer has plans of his own to pick them off one by one.

Watch it here:

https://www.amazon.com/Lurking-Woods-Troy-Coward/dp/B08T6MLM9M

Music by Jimmy Free

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After seeing videos of dybbuk box openings trending on Youtube, Texas resident Chris Chambers orders a dybbuk box from the dark web and opens it live on video. The results are near fatal and his condition grows progressively worse. The film is actually marketed as a documentary. The story is based on the viral challenge of opening Dybbuk boxes for views on YouTube.

Watch it here

https://tubitv.com/movies/566153/dybbuk-box-the-story-of-chris-chambers?start=true