I really don't know what to say about this episode. It was going to be a quick off-the-cuff thing, but it took hours of editing to make it sound halfway decent. I don't know why I couldn't stop breathing directly on the mic. I don't know why the recording app randomly dropped out at some points. I don't know why I referred to Justin Long as Kevin Long. This episode is an utter disaster, and considering the subject matter, that's really quite fitting.

So, herein I reflect on the more subtle nuances of what I would have expected to be a much shallower film than it actually was. Despite the awful parts, there's a deeper meaning to be taken from Tusk, which I wound up referring to as an allegory.

And before someone else brings it up, yes, I know that's not really what 'allegory' means. English majors...