This is going to be a different episode than most others. We talk about one thing the entire time. Jason and Mary talk about the rise and fall and sort of rise and a HUGE fall of Doug Walker, better known as The Nostalgia Critic. Yes, we talk about THAT.

Is it really "haner"? That can't be right, can it? Why does nobody say the G in "hanger"? That's so weird, yo.

Yes, Mary has returned to the world of Whatever with Jason Soto and she immediately tells us that her father is Joe Pesci. I do not know why she would hide this information or why it would come out now, but those are the facts, folks. Also, Mary was pretty ranty in this episode so if you like Marvel films, movies turned into TV shows, and Lionel Richie, you might wanna listen with caution. I mean, keep listening to the show, please, just be cautious.

The Mixtape Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37WH9KPl7sdYKihVgs9Uz9?si=h-tms_eWQY6pKX1e6OD_lw

I still have no idea how I managed to do this, but we have a special guest on this episode filling in for Mary this week. Joining me is a comedian who's a contributor for The Onion, hosts a podcast with a MST3K cast member, and is verified on Twitter! Welcome Maura Quint to the show! She and I discuss places to eat in Chicago, if cows are even allowed at Water Tower Place, celebrity vagina (and feet!) candles, and more. Also, Maura is the first to take on The Big Giant Quiz or Whatever! What does that mean? I don't know, you'll have to listen!

Unfortunately, Mary isn't able to make it in this week so Jason asked new friend Lucy Buglass from the Tea-V-Time Podcast to be this weeks special guest co-host and they pretty much spend most of the time time comparing countries, as Lucy is the first guest to be from England. Get ready to hear all the shocking differences such as gun laws, sex on TV, the C-word, and if England has 7-11's or not! Then finally Lucy puts Jason to the test as they play Fact or Bullshit!!

Check out Lucy's show Tea-V-Time by click the link below:

https://soundcloud.com/user-502574947

Please, please, PLEASE rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It would mean the WORLD to us!! Also this episode literally, and I'm using that word right, has everything:

Pros and cons of getting a Macbook

French speak

Led Zeppelin

Elvis Conspiracy Theories

Bull Jizz

Quirst

Old Pepsi Holiday Spice

Terrible Spanish

A little something for everybody!

If you love it when Jason and Mary go on rants, boy howdy are you going to love this episode! Everything from Duo Lingo being too cutesy to Pepe LePew being Cancelled to broadway musicals gets the rant treatment. Enjoy?

Jason and Mary are aware that Hollywood is bankrupt of original ides but who the hell asked for THIS?!? Also we talk about what made Cruella DeVille an evil puppy killer and talk about a boring Lizzie Borden movie.

Jason and Mary welcome Lisa Leaheey to the show to talk about Netflix true crime documentaries, Netflix shows, documentaries, and true crime. They also touch on The Blair Witch Project and other found footage horror movies before they help a poor poor sexually confused soul on the internet.

We don't know what they do when it snows where you from, but in Chicago, we have DIBS! If you don't know what that is, then you'll have to listen to Jason explain it. Then Mary talk about a crazy confrontation some people had with their neighbors. And finally Jason The Therapist helps out Mary and her issues with Game of Thrones.