In this Episode We talk about the Canadian wildfire smoke that blotted out the sun and made us both feel sick, a pickleball partner canceling because of the air, a shout out to Phoebe about heavy breathing on the mic, a hypothetical about meeting your fiancé again for the first time that turns into a sunflower field, two beekeeper outfits, a lot of stings and a bee ring, the abandoned pavilion at Jones Beach and the people playing kindergarten music at it, beach bunnies, tick bites that never go away, a pickleball dating night and whether it might secretly be a shoot for Love on the Spectrum, getting a lot of views on a Snapchat video of flies at Robert Moses, taking eight dates to the movies at once, Supergirl, The Odyssey, jump scares, three hour movies and intermissions, eating so much theater candy you feel sick, snacks we can't stop eating, Flamin Hot fatigue, Utz pretzels, Wegmans Doritos with real garlic in them, a very badly timed burp in a parking lot, and what food gives you the worst burps.

In this Episode We talk about a quick weather update, hearing "Howdy Doody" from a toll booth attendant on a road trip through Oklahoma, toll booths that still have a person in them, old infrastructure that doesn't get used anymore, Sunken Meadow, stealing street signs as a kid, potholes and broken streetlights that nobody fixes until enough people complain, whether the United States should go back to being isolationist, Japan, converting yen to dollars, a friend who spent years studying to get into the Japanese workforce, how expensive and difficult it is to become a citizen of some countries versus how easy Italian citizenship is if you have the paperwork, the Jones Beach Air Show, the Irish firefighter from the Bronx who let us park next to his tent and needed an interpreter, why foreigners come here looking for something different, how big the United States actually is compared to the UK, Oheka Castle and the Gold Coast mansions, summer camp on old mansion land, horse girls and the people who compete on hobby horses, seeing a horse's dick for the first time, horse breeding as a business, hoof cleaning videos, whether horses are tools or pets, the Amish, animals reacting to music, monkeys as pets, Pablo Escobar's hippos and how they took over, the frogs released in Australia that became the bigger problem, what your ideal place to live would look like, Switzerland, and what your Swedish name would be.

In this Episode We talk about hiring a saxophonist for a wedding, whether Bill Clinton could show up and play it, whether world leaders attend each other's weddings, the 4th of July heat wave and the storm that blew through Amanda's party, state fairs getting canceled because of the heat, a carnival ride called The Zipper and being too scared to stay on a roller coaster, skydiving and whether the plane can land with you still in it, weight limits for jumping, Dr. Now and My 600-lb Life, an awards event where bees were eating the shrimp, bugs that eat meat, botflies, the movie The Bay and real parasites in crabs, the risk of eating raw salmon that isn't sushi grade, tick bites and Lyme disease, the fungus behind The Last of Us, an island where reindeer were left unchecked until the population collapsed to four, and our favorite islands.

In this LOST Episode We talk about Kyle finding out he's 23% German, whether the Nazis were superstitious, the ice cream man who only shows up on cold days, weird superstitions we each believe in, Kyle's habit of re-playing a song or show so it doesn't end on a bad word, setting the volume only to even numbers, Andrew's belief that a streetlight going out as you pass under it is bad luck, holding your breath past a cemetery, lifting your feet over railroad tracks and where that actually comes from, black cats, air fresheners hanging from the mirror being illegal, the difference between a sheriff and a local cop, the worst things a passenger can do in your car, the movie Obsession, jump scares and whether it's embarrassing to jump, people who clap at the end of movies, the guy who talked to the screen through Michael, the Minecraft movie chicken jockey thing, drive-in theaters during lockdown, whether you'd take $200,000 a year to only ever drink water again, and how you'd prepare to fart all of your future farts at once.

Me and Bri are back on bikes around an undisclosed part of Long Island, six months after we got frozen in a block of ice on Christmas. We talk about why Spielberg's new alien movie doesn't hit and what I call the illusion of wonder, why indie kids in their twenties write better people than legends do, the near-perfect misery of Obsession's ending, Bri getting her actual FAA remote pilot license and becoming a certified drone person, the fact that she has names for all of her apple boxes, the Sabbath problem with ordering from B&H, an old historical cemetery, a Polaroid we found on the ground, a Gen Alpha slang lesson where I explain unc and skibidi to someone younger than me, and the kid whose big brother had a taxidermied wolf in his bedroom. We also invent a new piece of slang: we're clouding.

Movies discussed:

• Disclosure Day (2026)
• Obsession (2026)
• Linda (year unconfirmed)
• Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
• Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
• The Avengers (2012)
• Thunderbolts / The New Avengers (2025)
• Captain America: Brave New World (2025)
• Night Swim (2024)
• Challengers (2024)
• Signs (2002)
• Trap (2024)
• Old (2021)
• Jaws (1975)
• E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
• Jurassic Park (1993)
• The Backrooms (2026)
• The Maltese Falcon (1941)
• The Scarlet Empress (1934)
• The Whale (2022)
• Rebel Without a Cause (1955)

In this Episode we talk about her mystery ear clog sending her down a WebMD spiral, my own ear infection history and a fake nine-month countdown to imaginary childbirth, that time I convinced myself I had male breast cancer from a bully's nipple flicks, the neighborhood hearse restoration guy, my traumatic winter camp story about a counselor who punished any talking with forced nursery rhyme singalongs, finding actual bones on an abandoned playground as a kid, a full ranking of the worst theme park rides (the zipper will end you), and a definitive top five fair foods featuring millennium fries and deep fried Oreos.

In this Episode we talk about our terrible taste in music, building summer playlists (and wedding playlist secrets Amanda won't share), the choreographed Snapchat dances from our old daily-video days, Amanda's $14,000 Amazon habit, her surprise 400-viewer TikTok stream, forgotten mushroom gummies and paranoia-inducing weed math, an old Spanish CD we found on our walk, summer goals (Amanda's attempting a cartwheel for the first time since childhood), the entire rise and fall of the BBL, Clavicular's disastrous nose job, and a deep dive into the horrifying but true fact that our drinking water carries trace amounts of everyone's medication — including, allegedly, Abraham Lincoln's piss.

In this Episode it's just me and Amanda (Kyle texted in but didn't make the cut) and we talk about Amanda's $600 Mew Mews, whether this podcast will ever pay real money, the new "wish gone wrong" horror flick and the discourse trying to make it something darker than it is, Sydney Sweeney's questionable range and her OnlyFans detour, nearly getting flattened saving a gaggle of baby geese, the streamer who green-screened her own feet to farm views, a mystery piss can that may or may not have ruined Amanda's sock, and a hypothetical that spirals into picking our dream historical roommates, ending with MLK doing bedtime speeches and the Kellogg's guy guarding the cereal.

In this Episode we talk about Kyle's unemployment and his five-pancake workout regimen, lawn sign decorations, Andrew turning 30 and waking up to the Grim Reaper, a Vegas casino brawl involving a tequila executive, Clavicular's height maxing journey, the Fanta virus and its human-to-human glow up, whether you'd live in a glass luxury apartment at the zoo for $200K a year, Mr. Beast stealing our grocery store idea, and our new app pitch: Road Rage. Kyle would like to be known as the Z-Man.

In this Episode We talk about Mountain Dew, Andrew’s birthday, Disney Channel movies, Mean Girls, Twitches, Smart House, Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure, High School Musical, a fake workplace allegation story, The Great Gatsby on Broadway, Alex Cooper and Alex Earle drama, what we would do if someone broke into the house with a bat, Cinco de Mayo, making one $300 taco, and the best items at Taco Bell.