Today we’re talking about weddings, dress codes, awkward social expectations, food logic, and why I apparently can’t just wear sweats everywhere.

I talk about:

• Showing up to a wedding in track pants and a hoodie
• Why my wife got absolutely ticked off at me
• Why I genuinely don’t understand dressing up
• The confusing appeal of weddings
• Funeral potatoes vs wedding cake
• Why pie is too much work
• Drinking straight from the carton
• Why comfort always wins for me
• Orange juice supremacy
• Random thoughts about phrases like “that’s my two cents”

This episode starts with wedding drama and somehow turns into a rant about plates, pie, and orange juice. So… business as usual.