What's NXT: The ORIGINAL FAMOUS unofficial NXT podcast

This is a bonus episode all about Wrestlemania. We liked some of it. We didn't like some of it. Long story short: what the hell was that?

This is an episode for people who have been laid off in the middle of a global pandemic. We discussed everything that happened in March and April, including: Ciampa Vs Gargano has taken over NXT, the ladder match was good, why are we still constantly talking about Ciampa Vs Gargano, Sam Roberts Shut Up Challenge, god damn how about a 45 minute Ciampa Vs Gargano match named the "one last beat", Bianca BelAir was never given the belt and that's a travesty, although Gargano elbow dropping Ciampa into a bunch of bottled water was the spot of the century. Also, we explain what COVID-19 is, and continue to grapple with the horrible business practices of the WWE. Then, Alec and I discuss left oriented tactics in America, and it gets a little... spicy. If you are not ready to Stone Cold Stunner a politician for the cause, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who have already seen all this stuff. Did we fall through a god damn time portal? We discussed everything that happened in January and February, including: It's too damn early, Velveteen Dream is a sexual predator now, Ciampa Vs. Gargano Feud (where have I seen that before?), Triple H and Steph looking for a third, Keith Lee vs Dominic Dijakovic Feud (where have I seen that before?), Reina Gonzalez is no longer a cowboy, The Dusty Classic is won by a team of two singles competitors (where have I seen that before?), showing off your hog, Bianca BelAir loses at TakeOver (where have I seen that before?), and we can't watch TakeOver anymore because it's only on the Network, unless... Also, Bernie won Nevada. If you believe the official explanation that Epstein Tombstone Piledriver-ed himself off his bunk, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who took almost a month to edit the podcast, even though all my coughs and stutters and crosstalk got left in. What the hell were you doing all month, Alec? We discussed everything that happened in NXT before Royal Rumble, including: New champs, Angel Garzas Pants, two questions from Chris, NXTs audience is truly amazing, but also really fucking annoying, what do we do with Takeover now, I don't know, I forget what happened because it's from almost a month and a half ago and I didn't edit the pod this month, so... "edit" the pod. If you are expecting regular podcasts with funny, insightful banter, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is a bonus episode for people who have fallen through a rift in time. We discussed 3 time NWA Champion Lou Thesz, including: he just looks like a dude, nothing happens, sometimes he's a jerk, but it's captivating. It's the most god damned electric wrestling you've ever watched, even though nothing fucking happens. Also, there's a very effete commentator who wants to tell his mommy on Buddy Rogers. If you are all about the high flying moves, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who are not professional broadcasters. We discussed everything that happened in NXT before War Games, including: what the fuck is going on? Does anyone else find the build to War Games and Survivor Series of the last month super fucking confusing? Also, Lio Rush is killing it, Angel Garza is KILLING IT, what is going on with NXT commentary, what THE FUCK is going on with Powerrrrrrr commentary, Jim Ross is the audience surrogate of AEW, racism, it's cool to say "Fuck Triple H", we stand in solidarity with ACH and Mauro, but, uh, maybe Mauro could chill just a little bit. Please come back soon, though. If you are sanctioned by the WWE, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS A MESS. This is an episode for people who have been sued for having opinions that are too dangerous. We discussed everything that happened in NXT before since going live, including: Roderick Strongs tiny peepee, being sued by the WWE (PARODY), Wale wants the smoke, what's going on with AEW, what's going on with Powerrrrrrr, what's going on with Beyond, let's wrap this up, Alec has a plane to catch god damn it. If you are controled by the slave morality of our Christian society, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

Takeover: Toronto. NXT Moving To USA Network. Austin Theory. The End Of The Breakout Tournament. We don't talk about any of these things this episode. We recorded this over a month ago and due to events in our private lives we haven't been able to get this live until now. WHOOPS! This is an episode for people who have had an even rougher month. We discussed everything that happened in NXT before Takeover. If you think Nikos Rikos isn't the new top dog of NXT, this is not the podcast for you. Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who have had a rough month. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month and a half, including The Return Of Riddick, the introduction of Kushida, a bunch of stuff, damn I'm so fucking tired, Shayna is still champ, I broke my body, Alec broke his mind, Viking Experience just fucking disappeared, so did Dijak, and the end of the Gargano era and the beginning of some kind of unanimous time. If you think The Velveteen Dream is a bad singer, this in not the podcast for you. Come on! Sorry SUCKERS.

This is an episode for people who are en media res. We discussed everything that happened in NXT over the past month, no wait, two weeks, including memes, Erik Bugenhagen is going to have a hernia, #thenewyorkgiants, Walter defeated some jobber, The Viking Experience, also still War Raiders? they're gonna lose to Street Profits, so that rocks, The European Union, WOMENS WRESTLING, WOMENS WRESTLING, I LOVE WOMENS WRESTLING (not a pervoid), Alec doesn't want to see children get concussions, and, listen, Gargano... he's bad, guys. If you think Dijakovic's tweet is unproblematic, really, this in not the podcast for you. Have you ever listed to this podcast? Damn. Sorry SUCKERS.