Welcome to the new episode of Naked Truth, where we take that warm, fuzzy concept of family or FamiLIE and rip it apart like a piñata full of lies.
Think your family loves you unconditionally?
Sure, so long as you play by the rules, marry the right person, crank out some grandkids, and keep the ancestral cult rolling. We talk about how family isn’t just your safety net, it’s your first prison, designed to keep you docile, obedient, and faithfully paying into the DNA pyramid scheme.