Welcome to The Lunchroom!!! Jesse is out of surgery and he's back without a pain pill addiction but messed up from having too many rainbow cookies.

The show opens with the guys reaction to a negative one star review of the podcast on Apple. Everyone is fired up and coming for this unnamed reviewer. He's confused with where we are from and pegs us as being from Staten Island. The guys are united in their hatred for New York's forgotten borough.

Jon is curious about how the belt systems in karate and jiu-jitsu work. Kevin shares his morning routine which leads to a deep dive into the mysteries of morning wood. Kurt's morning routine involves getting a Brazilian from an Indian guy. Kurt had a party that involved beer and gambling but didn't think to invite Kevin.

Kevin tries to help Jesse with advice on how to operate with only one hand. From driving to wiping to alone time he's got all the answers. We discover that driving with a sling is technically illegal. Jesse pukes into the microphone.

Kurt and Kevin are all up on the recent train derailments and alien invasions. Jon uncovers that the people of England are using getting abducted by aliens as an excuse to get out of work. Kevin's ready for his abduction and for the aliens to experiment on giving him a larger piece of manhood.

We shame more of our Patreon members into renewing their subscriptions and not pay their rent. The guys ponder the concept of having sexual relations on a train or on a plane.

Kevin is preparing for his show in Boston and breaks down the rest of the cities he's visiting over the next few months. We determine wether or not Kurt is a Miami guy.

See you all next week!!!

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