On this episode of Whatsoever, Evan is having problems with a bully in his class, so his mother Iain contacts the extremist militant group ISIS! They then decide to behead Evan's teacher, and rule his class with an iron fist! In a shocking twist, it turns out that ISIS is lead by none other than Jack himself! Will Jack be able to manage a multinational brand such as ISIS with only a business degree? Will Evan's kindergarten class deal with sharia law? Will Iain's vagina work? Find out, on Whatsoever!