Whatsoever

Jack was living a normal life in the suburbs of North Dakota with his wife Iain, and his son Evan. Everything was peaceful, until one day Iain left the kitchen only to discover jack was in bed with a man named Eric. In the heat of the moment, Eric ran for the window, but Ian was prepared. He grabbed his gun from his purse and shot Eric right between the eyes. But their son Evan was watching the whole time! How will jack and Ian explain to their mentally challenged son what he just witnessed!? How will they hide the body!? Tune in next week to find out.

One day Jack and Evan were playing ping pong but halfway through the game they realized that the ping pong ball was Iain's testicle! Using his medical experience, Jack stapled it back, but he soon realized that he had accidentally stapled it to Evan's sack! Now with Evan is swarming with girls who can not resist the three nut stud. Will they be able to continue the podcast with all these girls on top of Evan all day? Tune in next week to find out!

While on a trip to Disneyland, Evan accidentally gets murdered! It's now up to the ragtag team of Jack and Iain to solve the case, while Evan floats around as a disembodied spirit! Jack travels the globe seeking advice on how to avenge his fallen friend, while Iain continues to Disneyland! Will Iain realize he has Measles? Will Jack find Evan's killer? Will Evan find a way to reveal his true killer, Obamacare? Find out in this week's episode of Whatsoever!

Today on Whatsoever, Jack, Iain, and Evan all are going down to the 49th annual Super Bowl! While coming back from the gift shop after purchasing a authentic Marshawn Lynch lunchbox, Evan gets lost in the stadium, stumbling onto the field! While there, he is mistaken for the head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, Pete Carroll! Will Jack realize he has spent the last 10 minutes singing in the women's restroom? Will Iain realize that that he the small child he is sitting next to isn't Evan? Will the authorities finally catch Evan when he starts making smart team decisions? Find out on the 8th quarter of Whatsoever!

We have another exciting episode on this week's episode of Whatsoever, while Iain is busy unclogging the toilet he is accidentally transported to a parallel universe, not unlike a mirror to our own! He quickly learns that things are very different in this new earth! Evan runs a successful business, and Jack actually managed to get strong! What does Evan look like having finished making something? What does Jack look like Abs? Most importantly, by having sex with his counterpart, was Iain technically masturbating? Find out all this and more, on this weeks episode of Whatsoever!

In a strange mishap, Jacks plane back from Australia accidentally lands him in 1939 Warsaw! He meets up with a group of ragtag Jews, who decide to invade Poland, furthering Germany's reach in World War II! Being Jews, Hitler turns away their gift ultimately loosing the war! Will Jack be able to seduce Hitler's wife? Will Evan be able to make it to France, where it is always perfectly safe for Jews? Will Iain Hitler be able to resist Jacks temptation? Find out, on this week's episode of Whatsoever!

On this episode of Whatsoever, Evan is having problems with a bully in his class, so his mother Iain contacts the extremist militant group ISIS! They then decide to behead Evan's teacher, and rule his class with an iron fist! In a shocking twist, it turns out that ISIS is lead by none other than Jack himself! Will Jack be able to manage a multinational brand such as ISIS with only a business degree? Will Evan's kindergarten class deal with sharia law? Will Iain's vagina work? Find out, on Whatsoever!

Yo, it's about that time To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme I'm a get mine so get yours I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores On the house tip is how I'm swingin' this Strictly hip hop boy, I ain't singin' this Bringing this to the entire nation Black, white, red, brown Feel the vibration

The forces of North Korea have attacked Whatsoever, making Evans microphone sound terrible! Kim Jung Un is killed in battle leaving Dennis Rodman as the dear leader of North Korea! Iain is sent in to assassinate Dennis Rodman, however he is required to test if he is a true fan of the Chicago Bulls! How is he going to fail? Will Jack marry James Franco? Will Evan learn to properly test his equipment before starting a show? Find out, on this episode of Whatsoever!

In an unprecedented mix up, Jack is invited to attend an all girls school, the only thing is, he's a boy! However, his situation isn't all that bad! Girl after girl lines up at his door to talk about their problems, and he likes the way he looks in dress code! Will the administration notice their mistake? Will Jack accidentally leave the toilet seat up? Will the girls find out he isn't gay? Find out, on this episode of Whatsoever!