There was a disgrace at the club lately. Standards have clearly fallen and now they'll let anyone in, much to Archie and Reg's disgust.

Last night a young chap calling himself "Simon LeBon" (presumably French) wandered in and began to sup a cocktail!

"What's the issue?" you ask.

Well, nobody agreed to an invasion of ants! Nor did they agree to the arrival of a "Gallagher Brother" or two, whatever that may mean.

Difficult times at the Funtybunter Club...

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