This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about religion. It probably will offend some people, and we're sorry. Brodie has come backs. Joy maybe listens to dirty books in the massage room. #massage #jesus #religion

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John talks about his trip to Oildale, trying to lose our bearded dragon. Joy talks about massaging for 10 1/2 hours, getting her new massage room open, and cougar magnets #cougar #massage #beardeddragon

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John talks about going to the California Speedway. Joy is killing it in life. Comedy Store stories and more #thecomedystore #californiaspeedway #nascar

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John talks about dog food and who taste tests it. We talk about kids doing stupid stuff. Joy publishes another book, and Brodie goes to Whole Foods #wholefoods #published #publishing

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Brodie discovers what a queef is, and John is useless. Joy tells a story about when her and John were younger. John has notes. #fart #funny #couplegoals

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Joy talks about being mansplained to instead of listening to the women of pinterest. John almost falls in Ralphs. Our dog is a baby and throws tantrums. #tantrum #falling #marriage

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Joy confesses her horrible story. John is doing his first disk golf tournament and more #confessions #discgolf #pdga

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Joy talks about her looooong nights at the comedy store, John talks about wearing Joy's headband. We have new humans in this world. We talk about what cereal our sign is, and more Happy Birthday Brodie #thecomedystore #mushrooms #baby

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy talk about getting chickens, John gets caught again, and Joy gets her massage license. Brodie can't rhyme and more #chickens #farm #marriage

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy talk about going to Denny's and stalking their kid at Magic Mountain. Joy talks about titty massage, and meeting another Joy and John. John talks about going to Super Cross #supercross #magicmountain #santaclarita