Is Karl a lousy enough villain to make us miss Victoria? Is the first group date the most humiliating ever? How do you make a living as a motivational speaker? Is Cosmopolitan a peer-reviewed journal? What is "erogenous doggy"? Is Katie the RA? Is Conor a ventriloquist but the puppet is offscreen? Is there anything sinister (or anything at all) going on behind Greg's glazed eyes? Will Michelle and Colin permanently fall out over the Aaron versus Cody dustup? Is "not here for the right reasons" the new equivalent of "witch" or "Communist"? How many five-year-olds can we find who are better liars than Karl? Is Colin's dislike of Aaron rooted in early trauma? 

Katie's season of The Bachelorette heats up with hometown feuds on Episode 2!