Picard deputises small children into the military, while Worf tries to prevent childbirth by simply denying it permission to occur. All this while Data is a severed head, and Dr Crusher survives the vacuum of space.

Laura and Geoffrey really quite enjoyed this very chaotic and unconventional episode of TNG. Come learn WHY!

A little overdue, Laura and Geoffrey sit down to discuss Starfleet Academy, and an episode that has a lot of mixed content.

Our first review to go longer than an hour, we had a lot of conflicting thoughts about this episode's execution.

That said, let's be clear, we both have a lot of love for Starfleet Academy as a whole.

In this episode Jadzia gets sold on motherhood by Quark, Nog aims toward his future, Jake gets told to write holo-smut, and Rom threatens to burn down the bar. It's a pretty fun time.

In this week's episode myself and Geoffrey get caught up looping through time, over and over, hoping to plant a message we can use to escape the episode after multiple days trapped within its narrative confines.

In this week's episode myself and Geoffrey watch as asexual Ensign Harry Kim backflips, repeatedly, away from sex and narcotics, all in the pursuit of boldly going where no crew member had gone before.

In this week's episode, Laura and Geoffrey begruddingly watch Star Trek Enterprise, and spend a lot of time observing how little investment this captain has in his crew's safety or abilities. Also, I don't believe you made that time travel hologram projector with no electricity, and a single copper spoon.

Welcome to "Where Everybody Has Gone Before", a Star Trek discussion podcast that's well aware it's far from the first one in existance.

Enjoy an outsider's perspective on a late season two parter episode for an animated kids Star Trek spinoff.

Forgive Geoffrey his microphone quality, he gets a new mic in time for episode 3 and his audio quality shoots through the roof.