I start with some heartfelt shayari, only for Alba to interrupt with her classic sass. Just as I’m recovering from her roast, our Ema decides to stage a hunger strike worthy of a Bollywood movie. Drama much? Then Alba flips the script, gets all emotional about my audio letters, and calls me “crazy but in a good way” (the highest compliment she’s ever given me). We end with an epic fish fry session, complete with ASMR, family flashbacks, and Alba claiming she doesn’t miss having a sister (easy when you’ve got me!). Stress, Sapiness, and Surmai—this episode has it all!