Tried to open up the show by calling Windstream customer support on the show to yell at them about the internet but they hung up on us THREE TIMES ON THREE DIFFERENT SUPPORT LINES so we are officially declaring war on Windstream for life.

We talk about crappy monopoly internet services, get involved with a fetish community online, and pine for a Balldo sponsorship.

This week's closing song is The First Rule by Flaming Tsunamis

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