Libertarian Friendship Simulator

we talk about turning your wife bi, is michael malice a piece of shit, Floydies NFTs, and more

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This week's closing song is Panic by Sublime with Rome

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this week's episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals, and we sample their products and have their founder and CEO Michael Pickens come on and hang out with us for an episode. michael is a hell of a great dude and his products are legitimately high quality, go support this brother the next time you make a CBD or THC purchase.

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This week's closing song is Dopeman by Less Than Jake

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had mad audio and tech issues this ep but we're on it baby

This week's closing song is My Family is a Little Weird by Millions of Dead Cops

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Derek is out so Davie and Flint really lean into the tarded degens that they are. We're gonna make Donald Trump's locker room talk look tame. We also spurg out a bit. Flint gives expert level degen advice. here's that brass against vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwXy0aq6Do We kinda do the regular show around an hour in. Fenix Ammo rocks. Derek, we've been planning this bit for a good minute. Hope you enjoyed haha!

This week's closing song is Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew

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we reminisce on our childhood stories of camping, petty theft, and attempted murder. derek pitches a new show theme, davie explains his character arc's lore, and flint introduces us to his new game

This week's closing song is The Ballad Of Chasey Lain by Bloodhound Gang

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Davie shoots down another intro theme pitch, taking too many drugs at once, gay sex and the origins of music, the fall of traditional men's underpants, and Jared of Hoppean.org joins us to gloat about being right

This week's closing song is Newsstand Rock by RX Bandits

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for this spooky halloween episode you get to hear flint tell a (probably fake) story about the time he saw a ghost and hear davie read a scary story out loud that derek wrote just for him woooOOOOooo

do the world a favor and egg people's house that already have christmas decorations up this weekend. return to tradition.

happy halloween fellas

This week's closing song is She Dominates by Blitzkid

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four and a half men picking fights with B list podcasters and ur rolling on the mat at a MDMA match

shout out to Tower Gang Podcast for letting us borrow their custom game this ep.

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This week's closing song is Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim

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Davie and Derek talk about Chappelle's new special, Superman is gay (surprise, surprise), Christopher Columbus and Indigenous Losers Day, the new president, and teachers being overpaid.

This week's closing song is Bottom of the Well by Unicorn Hole

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Fat Dave joins us this week to talk about his (now lifted!) Twitter ban and tells us the story of him being doxxed and subsequently fired from his job.

This week's closing song is High Noon In Killville by Angry Johnny and the Killbillies

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