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Tried to open up the show by calling Windstream customer support on the show to yell at them about the internet but they hung up on us THREE TIMES ON THREE DIFFERENT SUPPORT LINES so we are officially declaring war on Windstream for life.

We talk about crappy monopoly internet services, get involved with a fetish community online, and pine for a Balldo sponsorship.

This week's closing song is The First Rule by Flaming Tsunamis

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Well first of all Derek ditches us. I think we forget to mention it until the end but hey you get a heads up for reading. And they say libertarians don't read. So I had to be in charge of recordings and editing this week. Why is Flint's track so hard to line up? Actually why does it take me so long to edit? Anyways, Flint and Steven spurg out on history or something. TBH I'm tired of writing notes since its taken me 6 days to edit this. Thankfully we stick to our timely release schedule as always.

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This week's closing song is No Lives Matter by Body Count

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This week we're joined by Taylor Shiring of Hoppean.org to talk about why it's actually cool to keep using the word "libertarian" and he stands as a shining example of an internet Hoppean who still believes in drinking and pre-marital or gay sex.

We talk about libertarian strategy, the state of the movement, jerking off with just your mind, and how to treat people in the work place.

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This week's closing music is the Forced to Live EP by Taylor's band Settle for Nothing

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We got Dan TAXATION IS THEFT Behrman on this week. TBH we mainly just bro out and brush over politics as normal. There's a long pause. We talk about running drugs, the legality of paying taxes and we find out once and for all if Dan is a TiTs man or A$$ man. Enjoy that cork pop ASMR.

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This week's closing song is Another Day Another Vendetta by Hatebreed

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davie makes a huge very important announcement, we talk about the JQ (journalist question), and talk about the merits of expensive underpants.

This week's closing song is Red Lights Stop Signs by Triangle Fight

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Jared, founder of Hoppean.org, joined us to explain different Hoppean takes while getting grilled by Davie. Did he come to bring knowledge or is he just full of hot air? Hot, smelly air.

This week's closing song is Warbringer by TheFatRat & Everen Maxwell

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This week's closing song is Song Title by Artist

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Jeremy Kauffman gets sexually assaulted by an angry Davie, a very very drunk Derek, our good buddy Jay of Slurp Gang Podcast and our peaceful slave Flint. We talk about not wearing headphones to record a professional and highly successful (101 episodes) podcast.

This week's closing song is They Say by Daron Malakian

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Well guys we made it! Episode 100! if you missed Burning Boots well here's one more. We had a bro day then got trashed and recorded an episode. Lots of meta nonsense to start off. We talk family stuff. Link to the Freedom Tear vid ( https://youtu.be/QhMc6eOlWbE ). Memory holes lead Derek to be the first. Women ruin our days. We make a series of awful jokes as we get more intoxicated. Kyle and Davie have a Liberty Dad Talk. Then we seem to just ramble about absolutely nothing for a while. Derek eats into the mic! More talking in circles. Wow. HAhhahahaha. We start talking politics with like 15 min left of the show. JK back to cum jokes. Derek defends women. https://youtu.be/qAs9laxC-rs click it, you know you want to. Make sure to get ahold the patron episode. It was 10x wilder.

This week's closing song is DeathKult Disciples by Ho99o9

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So we have our good buddy Otto from Punk Rock Libertarians Podcast with us this week. I'm pretty sure we all three started off drunk. Which we proceed to get more inebriated. We talk about everything from post libertarianism bs to politicians endless attempt to make our lives miserable. Otto sticks around for the bonus so be sure to check that out as well.

This week's closing song is Diamond in the Rough by Arik Ancelin

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