Libertarian Friendship Simulator

By Burning Boots

Are you a lonely, friendless libertarian man with no one to hang out with and no one to nod their head when you talk about politics? Well step into the pod, join the community of other libertarian/ana... more

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The podcast currently has 127 episodes available.

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July 22, 2021Sick Jabber
No guest this week, Davie and I take it easy and talk about windows computer viruses posing as desktop strippers, letting kids be kids, and the new delta, epsilon, gamma, and lambda variants of the fake virus.
This week's closing song is Stash Up by OPM
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1h 31min
July 16, 2021Cash for Favors (w/ J Flintlock)
Long time listener and part-time enemy of PBS and writer for En Bloc Press, J Flintlock joins the show to talk to us about his past life working at a prison, converting his wife into lesbianism, Derek changes his mind about Indians, what is going on in Cuba, the governments monopoly on joe biden deep fake voice AI, what even is the role of women, and we don't know what even is a post-libertarian.
This week's closing song is Eat Your Dreams by nelward
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1h 14min
July 09, 2021Grift the Cycle (w/Josh Smith)
So this week we have the Libertarian Grifter himself on to teach us the ways of scamming you guys into us not having to work. So we cut the ep short and hit up a bonus for once. Just kidding. We learned nothing about grifting we just talked about corn. Oh and we fired up the simulator and manufactured another guest during the show.
This week's closing song is Monster Squad by Kids Like Us
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1h 1min
July 02, 2021Grand Theft Squanto (w/ Toothtaker)
Toothtaker aka 'Toothy' joins us this week to talk about rolling with gangsters, growing up in a ghetto reservation, covid propaganda, taking a dump during the middle of the podcast, banging hookers, whether Cosby did it, traveling the world, whether or not slurs are cool, cool and uncool anime, why we don't try meth, and his general philosophy of the world.
Download the our custom Cosby Theme ringtone from this episode
This week's closing song is What Do You Like To Play by The Internet
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1h 51min
June 25, 2021LieSpace, Fakeship Earth
Do you really need more proof that space is fake than transgender furries with 60k twitter followers getting internships at NASA? Our boy Steppy distributes red pills about space.
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No photographs of Earth! Musical
This week's closing song is Sounds Like by Rise Against
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1h 52min
June 18, 2021The Prolapse of the Libertarian Party
Davie and Theo recap the Florida LP convention a bit for us and we talk about all of the corruption within the LP that's finally come to a head.
This week's closing song is Before We Go Out Drinking by Pkew pkew pkew
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2h 3min
June 11, 2021Mainstream Railroad
This episode got really local with Rick. Just hanging with the boys hating on the atf. We answer mail bag and get sidetracked. Something something more generic description. It's been a really busy week and I'm getting packed to record at lpf convention. Enjoy the ruckus.
This week's closing song is All Hell Breaks Stuff by Limp Mizfit
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1h 54min
June 03, 2021Peg gang (w/ Cotton)
Our good buddy and long time brother of the show Cotton of the failed Slurp Gang podcast joins us this week to give us the Chilly III update and Davie talks about going on Josh Smith's new show. We celebrate gape pride month by being gay (pretending haha) and listen to some hetero-wave hypnotherapy.
This week's closing song is Hyr00l by Monomate
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1h 42min
May 28, 2021Dad Joke Simulator
Its been a while since Derek wanted me to edit. Of course I start editing about the time I was planning on finishing up. Anyways we got our intern 'gamer word' Rick. We constantly sidetrack each other stories. And damn there's a lot of nonsense stories. Just hanging with the boys. If you don't listen to this entire episode you are missing the most compelling and relevant conversation for libertarians today!!!
This week's closing song is Hell to Pay by Terror
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1h 34min
May 25, 2021Technical Difficulties
Just a little teaser for a special bonus we did for the patron feed.
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FAQs about Libertarian Friendship Simulator:

How many episodes does Libertarian Friendship Simulator have?

The podcast currently has 127 episodes available.