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This week's closing song is Into the Night by Firkin

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We bring on long time friend of the show @Cotton on to talk about rice, super straights, how women don't be doing they laundry, and asianification.

This week's closing song is Destroy Everything by Hatebreed

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Davie gay, Derek gay, everybody gay, we all gay. Fuck women, some blacks are cool. Trent puts cats in the oven, Moose ruins the podcast, trolling neocon debates. Yeah pretty much that and Davie had to edit the episode twice. Damn technology.

This week's closing song is If And When We Rise Agains by Streetlight Manifesto

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Yes this episode is late. Yes, Derek deleted the episode. Yes the second half or so sounds like dogsh*t. Yes, that's actually Taxi's real voice.

We wrap up black history month by talking to Taxi about being mostly asian, living in the south, and prostate massaging.

This week's closing song is Media Midgets by R.A. The Rugged Man

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Davie and Derek catch up a bit on life and talk about black history month videogame promotion pandering, standup comedy mostly sucking, and also heroin being both the coolest way to die and the coolest thing to survive so what's the argument again for not doing it? Then we call everyone's favorite beef-tongue-taco loving butthole binging Hightep of the Highway @Quincy to teach us a thing or two about what even is a Hotep and why we should be white hoteps, why he wears macaroni in his hair, how and why eating a*s is praxis, anarchy and chaos, and Davie says it.

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This week's closing song is Equally Useless by Discharger

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The Discord server's chief antagonist bully Moose joins us this week to talk about women and join Davie in giving dating advice and Derek gets very drunk.

This week's closing song is Fail Hill Zone, Act 1 by Monomate

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So Davie is editing this episode and it took 6 hours of trouble shooting and nonsense to even get the files in working order and the program to stop crashing. But hey... here ya go. I'm sure an autistic topic on next week's episode will be on everything I did wrong in the edit. (Derek is an audio autist) That guy yelled at me for calling the clips "tracks"... huh kinda like us gun autists yelling at others for calling magazines clips. {{EG THEORY}}

Wouldn't you know I fall asleep 3/4 the way editing and the next morning I get up early to help a friend move a few towns away. get home late, a little d8, and going to the bar. Well it was a garbage metallica cover band. Got home at 1am to finish editing. So here you go. I'm glad none of you actually read these. But if you happen to make it this far, you probably need a hobby. Anyways we talk the usual and are starting our February off in celebratory fashion.

This week's closing song is Immigraniada by Gogol Bordello

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Late release on this show due to technical issues (I was technically sleepy and didn't wanna edit) but this week we have on a return corporate investor Mitch, who has a remarkably worse mic than we do, to join us in the simulator to slam some whiskeys and show us his hole and overstay his welcome on this intentionally too long hang-out episode.

This week's closing song is You Can't Spell 'Apathetic' Without 'Pathetic' by Crabhammer

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We were lucky to discover and perform the sacred rituals to conjure up James Freeman's contact information this week to have him on the show to discuss his adventures in bullying the police, and teach everyone a thing or two about what he's learned and share some experiences in filming and speaking to the police the the appropriate manner. James is one of the best cop bullies around and he makes it his mission to troll the police using the same strategies that they use against us all the time - being rude, bluffing, and having complete disregard for the law.

Be sure to subscribe to James Freeman's YouTube channel and support him further by buying his Thin Blue Line Flag of Tyranny shirts

We've also put together a small YouTube playlist of some of our favorite James Freeman videos here

This week's closing song is Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine

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Note: This episode has been remastered and reuploaded. About 5 additional minutes of content has been added, cross-talk has been eliminated, and the episode is properly ribbed for your pleasure

At long last, we found their lair. We can finally get our malinvested $40 back and put all this friends against government crap behind us for good... right?

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