Libertarian Friendship Simulator

Broadcasting to you from Nancy Pelosi's office, we cover some of details of the Stop the Steal rally and wonder why the minorities are always late to the party, where a a-women at, Indian vs Mexican labor, the UN determining what is a human right, tip play, and we make plans to calibrate the simulator for New York.

All that and more on this week's Libertarian Friendship Simulator.

This week's closing song is Shining On by Big D and the Kids Table

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We sit around drinking whiskey and smoking on this relaxing New Year's Eve, listening to neighbor's blasting all their fireworks early because they have no self control like us, men of discipline.

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This week's episode is a bit of a return to tradition. There is a lot to look back on at the end of 2020, and we level with you about some of the struggles we've had with the show (other than Kyle quitting) such as the failed Friends Against Government venture as well as Derek and Davie moving at the same time. But we're nearly over the hump now, and we dive into talking about Davie dealing with incompetent government employees and telling cops to f*ck off, Derek's butt honey production, woke Indian movies, getting a brown man on the show, ignoring politics and being a happier person, 人nd we tackle a who感谢er of a mailbag b已f业r出 goin其是 i的to 一起谈论非常有趣的笑声。 请享受有史以来最好的专业新年晚会！ 认真地说，我们为展览制定了许多计划，但实现这一目标的时间很少，因此，感谢在艰难的过渡期间坚持与我们合作的所有人。 特别是那些足够警惕学习普通话的人。 最令人印象深刻。 非常前瞻的思维！ 我们爱你，兄弟们。

Also if anyone can help us decipher this strange Cajun-Indianan man's voicemails he keeps leaving us, we are offering some of the finest honey Derek can produce for the services of a good translator.

This week's closing song is China's National Anthem by Everyone in China, who came together and wrote this song and then sang it at once in a glorious demonstration of their unity

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For this very special episode 69 we ignore Christmas and finish the job right and burn the studio and the last remains of condemned FAGcast to the ground for good, finally ridding the world of that evil.

We sit around the hot fire of the blazing poodio with some totally random security guard we just met. We diddle some guitars and bang some drums, puff on some pipes and suck on some cigars, and we talk about as much sexually charged topics as we could pack into an hour and a half.

This week's closing song is For an Old Kentucky Anarchist by Erik Petersen

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Weeks after acquiring the Friends Against Government podcast brand and their professional studio, Derek and Davie finally meet up in person at the official FAGcast studio to record this week's episode. Bigwig OG investors Charlie and Moose also flew all the way to the studio to check out the place and talk with us on air.

Unfortunately what we got instead wasn't a new studio, but more like a poo studio? A poodio?

This week's closing song is Soul Craft by Bad Brains

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Note: Sorry for the late episode this week! Being a reality denier sounds easy on paper but in practice it comes with a lot of red tape. Expect episodes to be a day or two late for the next couple weeks.

As our transition to fully acquiring the Friends Against Government properties comes to a close and merged realities begin to settle, we decide to bring on one of the funniest liberty Twitter guys around, [name redacted], to see if he has what it takes to be the Kyle that any multi-dimensional podcast needs. We're all pretty exhausted from navigating a world of conflicting podcast realities, so we were hoping that the Kyle replacement this week could carry the episode like he usually does, but it turns out that [name redacted], while hilarious and fun-loving, needs to warm up to people before opening up to them and trusting them - so like a baby deer being coaxed into your trust with a handful of poisonous berries, we slowly but surely enticed him into joking with us with a handful of malicious doxxing blackmail threats.

Which unfortunately also means that we were asked to not mention his name in the show notes. So if you want to know who the guest is, you're gonna have to bear through the episode like we did.

This week's closing song is X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX

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This week's episode of Friends Against Being on Time podcast starts off a little wonky as we're subjected to some turbulence of clashing universes and conflicting realities, but it's made even more difficult because Kyle isn't here this week. Our first Kyle-less week where Davie and Derek are forced to get along for about 30 minutes before we finally get our scheduled Kyle replacement contestant for this week.

While they wait for their robo-Kyle replacement, Davie and Derek talk about dating women in cyberspace, the role of women in the household, video games being absolute garbage, and complain about how long it's taking bird and Car to finish transferring the rest of their assets to the Boot Burners Inc. holdings.

Who said that corporate takeovers would be easy?

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Buildings!

This week's closing song is Window Shopping by Mock Orange

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There comes a time for all things to change, and evolve, now is one of those times for the BB boys. Kyle is leaving the show to do something else. Hopefully what he has in store works out. Or maybe he gets yeeted by f*dbois. Only time will tell. We run through a lot of good mailbags and Kyle inadvertently selects them in an order that angers Davie. More evidence Kyle needs to go. We discuss some recent store options and some interesting acquisitions.

(If you have any information on the whereabouts of CFG, please leave us a voicemail, and help us find our missing friend)

Burning Question for this week:
Should Kyle quit the show?

This week's closing song is Outro by M83

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Wow what a packed week.

If you didn't know who he was before, I would bet that you sure do now. Theodore Ni-*beep*-er is here in studio to talk to us this week about the importance of free speech, not just via the first amendment, but also by the bro code. The social code. The first A-MEN-dment. Also be sure to check out the previous bonus episode with him and Davie talking about the Libertarian Party using only gentle ASMR wet-mouth noise whispers to each other.

Kyle brings in a *beep*-ing hot sauce from a real tribal man from the dinosaur times which we enjoy over a hot plate of animal crackers just like the hunter-gatherer tribes did back then. We also decided to stop doing *beep*-ing shout outs to lesser lib*beep*erty pods for a while like F-*beep*-GCAST or Biting the Bullet with Luke and Typo.

After Theo has thoroughly tasted his bottle of Busy Bee brand white wine (courtesy of our Patrons of course), we dive de*bleep*er into the *beep*-ing intricacies and *beep* nuances of saying *beeeeeep*

Burning Question for this week:
Is it racist to talk to minorities in their accents?

This week's closing song is Heart Attack American by The Bronx

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Theodore Queen Wakanda flew all the way to Florida, from impoverished urban depths of Chicago, to talk to Davie 1 on 1 about abolishing the Libertarian Party, so we allocated some time pre-show this week to just let those two basically hash it out.

If you're on the fence about abolishing the Libertarian Party or if you have some strong opinions on it, this would have been a great episode to listen to if Davie and Theo had not instead had gay libertarian sex on mic

Nah I'm giving them a hard time it was a good discussion. I think. I haven't listened to it yet.

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Ahhhh it feels good to have a regular episode again with just the three of us fellas. Holding hands, blowing kisses, calling one another slurs and harassing women. We've got about 2 weeks of mailbags and voicemails piled up for this week so we dedicate roughly half the episode to just that.

We talk about post-modernism and what even is a post-modern, John Lennon and bad words, Street Sh*tter 2 Turbo, Davie shares his election results and reminds us all about the importance of voting, Rogan having Spotify by the balls, Biden optimism and Trump cope, and the true categorization of various forms of autism.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:

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