Libertarian Friendship Simulator

This week we had a big election live stream in the Discord and decided to unmute only the Patrons for voice, and that turned out to be a terrible idea because the result was just unlistenable. Maybe we'll take some choice clips from that livestream and play them on the show next week.

So instead of listening to a bunch of 20-somethings scream into their xbox headsets here's a backlogged episode from last week on good microphones with good quality because f*ck podcasts with bad audio and f*ck the election

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For our special Halloween 2020 episode we bring on our good friend Ricky to talk about banging broads in public spaces, eating ass for Halloween, and force feed him selzers. Very little actual political talk in this and a little too much sensitive information that was given that had to be blood-curdlingly-screamed over in the spirit of the season.

Happy Halloween fellas

Burning Question for this week:
Trunk or Treat is statist, unlibertarian, and is ruining the sacred tradition of Halloween.

This week's closing song is The Cramps by Surfin' Dead

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Kyle yells, Derek almost loses the episode and Davie was to busy watching the presidential debate to write show notes.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:
If we didn't have government, would society tend to be more conservative or libertine?

This week's closing song is Run on the Banks by The Stanfields

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The three flamingos

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:
Is it ever permissible to use lethal force?

This week's closing song is I'm a Flamingo by Marc Rebillet

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We talk about our informal insurrectionist secret society that no one can know about and how cool Sam Adams was, the Trump cult is grifting harder than ever, Davie forces women to shave their bush and even goes as far as having a razor in his house just for them to use if need be, adults explicitly grooming children to be bootlickers, based Texas indicts Netflix for distributing child porn, Trent the alcohaultist and student of all things booze calls in to quiz us on our alcohol knowledge and we stomped him and his stupid quiz with ease, and then finally we have Theo Quinoa of CrowdFundedGovernment on to talk about his Libertarian Party abolishment debate with Angela McArdle (on the Lions of Liberty Podcast ep 480) and we chill with him and talk about our thoughts on principles, ethics, and pragmatism.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:
Okay this is a famous one:

A run-away trolley will kill, with 100% assurance, five people on Track A; your only option is to switch the run-away trolley onto Track B, where it will, also with 100% assurance, kill one person. There is nothing else you can do but switch or not switch. What should you do?

This week's closing song is Let's Get Sick! by Matt Wixson's Flying Circus

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Gun nerds, booze nerds, and computer nerds, we remember when videogames were cool, we listen to some choice clips from the first 2020 Pres debate and marvel at how anyone could still possibly believe in politics anymore. Then we hit a huge mailbag and then perhaps the greatest listener voicemail of all time.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:
Are implicit contracts compatible with libertarianism?

This week's closing song is DICK SOLID by Cancer Slug

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"Ding dong the witch is dead!" Search activity has increased exponentially this week as gun owners and pro lifers celebrate the passing of RBG. We discuss the tragedy of Breonna Taylor, as this was recorded the day the cops were announced to get away with literal murder. Some old wounds are reopened and new arguments are made regarding the mentally handicapped, like Taxi. We discuss censorship and its implications, (it's bad). The gang goes in deep on some pretty fun topics, like civil war, creating a caucus, and checking out your homie's booty. Kyle is right again, and Davie reads, much to Derek's chagrin. Oh and liberty imposter can choke on a fat one.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week

Is being actively anti-PC detrimental to bringing liberty minded conservatives into the liberty movement.

This week's closing song is Destroy Political Correctness by Radical Capitalist

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We almost had to record this episode from inside of a hospital because Kyle was too busy fondling his piece while driving and wound up getting into a wreck. It's all good though because Kyles are universally made out of cinder blocks and raw steak. Davie empathetically and passionately reaches out to the black community for his Tax Collector campaign and finds that even poor minorities get sucked dry by the state (and not by children like the elites).

As a staunchly anti-Individualist podcast we stand in solidarity with one another as brothers and comrades to endure some spice together against all would-be attackers of having fun on a liberty podcast or not letting women talk on the show.

Then we bring on David and Stratty from the Law of Liberty podcast to talk about the Burning Question and hang out with us. David is a law student interested in basically getting rich by suing the state for people pro-bono and Stratty is pretty cool too. If you like podcasts about libertarian theory, then their podcast is for you. If you're like Davie and you think libertarian theory is stupid or boring then go listen to Dave Smith talk about mainstream politics and the Libertarian Party or something. Support Law of Liberty by listening to their show and following them on Twitter

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:
Can you own a Bitcoin?

This week's closing song is Crushing Destroyer by Rx Bandits

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Davie F#&$ing RULEZ. The other guys quintuple the autism levels today. These T@RDS let anyone who pays a dollar open their dumb Z!*#ist mouths. Granted its nothing like the train wreck of a Cotton live show. Anyways I'm supposed to doing this campaign finance report but I care more about the show than I do this F#&$ing report. Conspiracies covered range from “Birds Aren’t Real” to “Pokemon GO” and even “Peg-gate” For some reason they completely ignore 9/11. Thankfully none of you actually read show notes. If you did you'd donate $3.47 to my campaign HERE

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week: NONE Happy 9/11 post edgy memes in the discord

This week's closing song is a Kenosha Kyle Parody of Big Iron

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This week your three favorite gentleman discuss the particularly curious vernacular of the indigenous Americans, sample and review the preferred drink of the appalachian heartland, ponder upon the complexities of gendered sea sponges, ignite metaphysical torches raised in union against the demonic covens, wax-on philosophical about the measured decrease in traditional Japanese marriages, narrate the current events growing within the liberty grapevine, there's some chatter about property rights, morals, and of course, use of force against an idea.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:
At what point is it acceptable to use violence to defend an idea that is morally right?

This week's closing song is Oh Shit I'm Feeling It by /k/

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