Libertarian Friendship Simulator

Libertarian Friendship Simulator

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Libertarian Friendship Simulator episodes

  • Dis cuntry dun gon ta hell

    Thanks for continuing your ever deepening love of liberty with us! Soon your training will be COMPLETE, and your ancap waifu will be provided shortly.

    In this degenerate vocabulary soup we discuss memes, Davie takes Kyle's conspiracy hot takes a little too seriously, Kyle's inner JBP pops it's room cleaning head out, Davie professes his very intimate love of contracts, Derek ponders the evolutionary necessity of tits on a lizard, and we all like watching little Antifa bois get their grapes rocked by Chads.

    All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

    Burning Question for this week:

    Are HOA's legitimate?

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    1 hr 48 min
  • Just a gay old time (w/ Jacob Lamont)

    This week we've got Jacob Lamont on the show, a man after our own hearts who hates politically correct thought policing as much as we do, running for LNC Chair and loving liberty full time.

    Kyle starts out the show with a rare act of drinking on a workday, then we talk about burning the flag for fun. Just as we start to get into the intricacies of pedophilia Jake Lamont joins us against his better judgement.

    We talk about Jake's pure Nordic heritage, Jake's wife's age, punk rock and clean living, cocaine gum, calling everything retarded and gay, Jake does a SPOT ON Beavis and Butthead Impression, eating p*ssy, Kyle's uncanny ability to turn off swearing, and Jake weighs in on his opinion of the Libertarian Party and what needs to change.

    All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

    Burning Question for this week:No Burning Question this week (had too much fun just hanging with Jake Lamont and ran out of time)

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    Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:

    1. Punk Rock Libertarians
    2. Dissecting Liberty
    3. Anarchy Proper
    4. Sean v Planet
    5. Trent Must Talk
    6. The Gaslight Hour
    7. Erase the State
    8. No Real Libertarian
    9. Unshackled Liberty
    10. The Dos
    11. Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond
    12. Insurrection Inc.
    13. 2 Fats and a Black
    1 hr 45 min
  • We prefer the company of men (Live show)

    Seriously does Michelle Obama have a penis or not? We talk about CHAZ and their transition to CHOP, Jeremiah Harding, Kyle bores Davie with some foreign policy talk, and Kyle and Davie get into a heated debate, joined by Cotton from Dissecting Liberty and Rooster from the depths of Hell.

    Burning Question for this week:Is spanking your children a violation of the NAP?

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    Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:

    1. Punk Rock Libertarians
    2. Dissecting Liberty
    3. Anarchy Proper
    4. Sean v Planet
    5. Trent Must Talk
    6. The Gaslight Hour
    7. Erase the State
    8. No Real Libertarian
    9. Unshackled Liberty
    10. The Dos
    11. Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond
    12. Insurrection Inc.
    13. 2 Fats and a Black
    1 hr 48 min
  • Damn Anarchists, You Ruined Anarchy!

    Kyle and Derek attend a BLM rally, we talk about CHAZ, we finally got the voicemails to work this week, and then we get Jeremiah Harding on the show to talk about one of the most difficult problems that we face as anarchists - other anarchists.

    Burning Question for this week:Is bottom unity a myth?

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    • JeremiahHarding.com

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    1. Punk Rock Libertarians
    2. Dissecting Liberty
    3. Anarchy Proper
    4. Sean v Planet
    5. Trent Must Talk
    6. The Gaslight Hour
    7. Erase the State
    8. No Real Libertarian
    9. Unshackled Liberty
    10. The Dos
    11. Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond
    12. Insurrection Inc.
    13. 2 Fats and a Black
    1 hr 41 min
  • The Right to be Wrong

    Moral Bob joins us this week as our new sponsor and brother of the liberty FRAT house. Bob runs his own show called Conversations About Freedom and he's unofficially autistic. He had some microphone issues and had to record using his laptop mic like a pathetic poor but we let him slide this time.

    Burning Question for this week:Is morality subjective?

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    Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:

    1. Punk Rock Libertarians
    2. Dissecting Liberty
    3. Anarchy Proper
    4. Sean v Planet
    5. Trent Must Talk
    6. The Gaslight Hour
    7. Erase the State
    8. No Real Libertarian
    9. Unshackled Liberty
    10. The Dos
    11. Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond
    12. Insurrection Inc.
    13. 2 Fats and a Black
    1 hr 30 min
  • Black and Blue

    Kyle finally returns after his wife finally squeezed her baby out, just in time for a somber episode with a lot of depressing sh*t to talk about in the news. We talk about podcasting, why isn't Dave Smith funny, the death of George Floyd and the Minnesota riots, Christians who are scared of hell, Spike Cohen's nipples, and we take some calls from Patrons.

    Burning Question for this week:Are hotdogs a sandwhich?

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    Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765

    Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:

    1. Punk Rock Libertarians
    2. Dissecting Liberty
    3. Anarchy Proper
    4. Sean v Planet
    5. Trent Must Talk
    6. The Gaslight Hour
    7. Erase the State
    8. No Real Libertarian
    9. Unshackled Liberty
    10. The Dos
    11. Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond
    12. Insurrection Inc.
    13. 2 Fats and a Black
    1 hr 40 min
  • Derek Deletes the Gray/Sharpe Episode

    There comes a time in every podcast's life where an episode is lost to the void. Sometimes that episode is an interview with libertarian celebrities and sometimes that episode is just an hour of non-content that no one cares about. Unfortunately for us, our first lost episode is the former.

    So instead of us talking to Judge Jim Gray and Larry Sharpe, we're giving you our bonus episode for free this week, and for our Patrons we'll give you an hour discussion that we had in Discord with our listeners about agorism, voting, and anarchists in politics.

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    Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!

    Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!

    Become a member of the Libertarian Party

    Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765

    Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:

    1. Punk Rock Libertarians
    2. Dissecting Liberty
    3. Anarchy Proper
    4. Sean v Planet
    5. Trent Must Talk
    6. The Gaslight Hour
    7. Erase the State
    8. No Real Libertarian
    9. Unshackled Liberty
    10. The Dos
    11. Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond
    12. Insurrection Inc.
    13. 2 Fats and a Black
    43 min
  • Principles F@$&!×g Matter (w/ Jacob Hornberger)

    Jacob Hornberger joins us this week for a rare, serious episode of Burning Boots. Kyle rudely ditched us this week because his wife just couldn't hold the baby in any longer and he deemed the birth of his son more important than farting around with his buds on microphones. His loss, I guess. Maybe next time we'll just do the podcast in the hospital.

    We talk about the importance of education in the libertarian movement, the value of making principled arguments, the rights of the states under the Constitution, the struggles of the libertarian race, minarchism and anarchism, and libertarians who support the UBI.

    Our good buddy Clayton the Libertarian Grandpa joins us midshow to fill in the third seat while Kyle's away but doesn't end up flapping his gums much until we started recording our Patreon-only after hours content.

    We asked everyone in our Discord server for Burning Question ideas this week and we picked Rooster's, so he got to choose our outro song this week. Burning Question for this week:Is the Libertarian Party a viable vehicle for bringing us closer to a free society?

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    Support Jacob Hornberger for President

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    Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!

    Become a member of the Libertarian Party

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    Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:

    1. Punk Rock Libertarians
    2. Dissecting Liberty
    3. Anarchy Proper
    4. Sean v Planet
    5. Trent Must Talk
    6. The Gaslight Hour
    7. Erase the State
    8. No Real Libertarian
    9. Unshackled Liberty
    10. The Dos
    11. Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond
    12. Voluntary Contrarian
    13. Insurrection Inc.
    14. 2 Fats and a Black
    1 hr 20 min
  • Chinco de Mayo (w/ Punk Rock Libertarians Podcast)

    This week we went on the Punk Rock Libertarians podcast to shoot the shit and get shit hammered for cinco de blasio and talk over each other, it was a great time.

    Below are their show notes for this episode:

    Derek, Kyle and Davie from the Burning Boots podcast join us to celebrate Cinco De Mayo! Phil does a power hour and we basically just talk shit the entire time. Topics include murder hornets, Kim Jong Un, receding hairlines and more!

    Support Punk Rock Libertarians

    • Listen to Punk Rock Libertarians
    • Follow PRL on Twitter
    • Follow PRL on Facebook

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    Find Burning Boots on Twitter

    Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!

    Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!

    Become a member of the Libertarian Party

    Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765

    Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:

    1. Punk Rock Libertarians
    2. Dissecting Liberty
    3. Anarchy Proper
    4. Sean v Planet
    5. Trent Must Talk
    6. The Gaslight Hour
    7. Erase the State
    8. No Real Libertarian
    9. Unshackled Liberty
    10. The Dos
    1 hr 8 min
  • The Chinese Room Thought Experiment

    Today on China's #1 libertarian podcast we discuss trying to win at twitter, stupid Karen-tier female home decor choices, Justin Amash sets the stage among other reason magazine pragfag unprincipled cuckold libertarians, Bill Gates is on first and is having gay sex with the Chinese government, which tax is the worst tax, and eminent domain is f*cking gay.

    All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

    Burning Question Can robots have rights?JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US

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    Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!

    Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!

    Become a member of the Libertarian Party

    Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765

    Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:

    1. Punk Rock Libertarians
    2. Dissecting Liberty
    3. Anarchy Proper
    4. Sean v Planet
    5. Trent Must Talk
    6. The Gaslight Hour
    7. Erase the State
    8. No Real Libertarian
    9. Unshackled Liberty
    10. The Dos
    1 hr 33 min

About Libertarian Friendship Simulator

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Are you a lonely, friendless libertarian man with no one to hang out with and no one to nod their head when you talk about politics? Well step into the pod, join the community of other libertarian/anarchist losers like you, and activate the simulator.