Libertarian Friendship Simulator

Libertarian Friendship Simulator

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Libertarian Friendship Simulator episodes

  • Boot Burning Morning Zoo Drive Time Happy Hour (Live Show)

    We got a soundboard full of garbage this week and we can and will use it against you (not sorry).

    This week we take it pretty easy except for when we start yelling at each other. But I think that we can all take solace in the fact that dudes rock and bottom unity will never be as good as dude unity.

    No Burning Question this week but we did argue with Kyle about Free County Project JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US

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    Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:

    • Punk Rock Libertarians
    • Dissecting Liberty
    • Anarchy Proper
    • Sean v Planet
    • The Dos
    • Erase the State
    • No Real Libertarian
    • Trent Must Talk
    • Unshackled Liberty
    1 hr 48 min
  • End of the World Expert Gets Destroyed by FACTS and LOGIC

    Kyle is being forced against his will to listen to a woman talk as part of his full time job and makes us all also suffer through it and then challenges 2 grown men to a drinking competition with an Asian woman. Davie meets a man while playing Destiny 2 onto the show who happens to be an expert on viral containment, whom we know only as Steven. He gives his perspective on the virus, the government response, and his budding libertarianism amidst this whole ordeal.

    Then Davie (not Derek) gets absolutely sloshed and completely ruins the rest of the podcast. Thanks Davie.

    All that and more on this week's Burning Boots!

    Burning Question for this week:With the absolute destruction of our liberties and rights, should a principled libertarian run, fight, or submit?

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    Links:

    • a coupla stats
    • Why COVID-19 Surprised Everyone
    2 hr 8 min
  • Boring Boris and the Crayona Cops

    We sit down this week with a singular goal in mind: No more mentioning coronavirus on the podcast. Kyle explains to Derek the difference between tactics and strategy while Davie imagines a world without porn. Tiger King has become better than Donald Trump, Kyle explains the history of the Room Popper, Derek watches way too many 1st admendment auditors over the weekend, and Davie's detective work leads him a story about how the state is exploiting the stay at home orders.

    All that and more on this week's Burning Boots!

    Burning Question for this week:Are the intentions of the US Government good or nefarious?

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    Links:

    • James Freeman rocks
    • Is COVID-19 Even Real?
    • Burning Boots memes made by Taxi
    1 hr 41 min
  • Aladdin and the Magic Lemp

    April 1st 2020, we're locked in Kyle's dungeon again this week with only booze for sustenance. Kyle reminisces on a time when you could get your ass beat over watching a single episode of The Rugrats, Davie nearly spills his spaghetti over Derek's relentless and short-sided consumption of raw eggs, Kyle grows slave chickens, Derek violates the NAP so Kyle can experience the full force of 5G internet, Davie would legally marry a waffle, peanut butter-mayonnaise and jelly sandwiches, does necrophilia have a place in libertarianism, does the murder of Duncan Lemp even matter, boog bios have no line in the sand, and we do some prank calls on a coupla nobodies.

    Burning Question for this week:Are pranks a violation of the NAP?

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Home alon-a with 'Rona

    In the midst of this coronavirus pandemic, libertarians are pretty much unified in their perspective of the virus as something being used as an excuse by the state to massively expand their power. But there is a certain n-word that is splitting libertarians on this issue: negativity. The neggers like Davie and Derek think that by the end of this ordeal, people will be praising the state for saving them. The optimist libertarians on the other hand like Kyle believe that the virus will be the impetus for libertarians to finally take a stand and influence others to do the same. Only time will tell.

    We also talk with US Diplomatic Representative of Liberland, William Hamilton, about the struggles the country has faced to be founded, and the direction that it's headed. Could Liberland be the libertopia that we've been dreaming of? Their idea has merit, and so do their citizen requirements.

    Burning Question for this week:How should a libertarian President respond to a pandemic? Links:

    • Liberland Foundation Homepage
    • Donate to Liberland
    • Follow the President of Liberland on Twitter

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    1 hr 43 min
  • *FREE* Bonus Ep. 20 - Ching Chong Yellow Fever

    Since Mark Whitney took quite a bit of airtime, we didn't get to really get into what we wanted to discuss, so we offloaded that to the after-hours bonus episode time and we decided to offer this for free to non-Patrons. We talk about the kung flu virus, Trump bux, and more.

    This is our 20th bonus episode to date - if you want the rest of 19 special bonus episodes, all you have to is give us $1 on Patreon

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    48 min
  • Nonstop Banging (w/ Mark Whitney)

    This week we have on Mark Whitney, who's running for the Libertarian Party nomination for the Presidency. Mark gives us the scoop on what happened at the LPF Convention and offers Floridians an apology. Do you want a President who apologizes? How about a President who doesn't even have a 'taxation is theft' hat? Does he even own a single boot? With such slim credentials, the outlook of Whitney's campaign is looking pretty grim, but we give him plenty of space to explain his position of a variety of topics and get his opinion on our stand-up bits (which as it turns out is very easy by the way).

    All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

    Burning Question for this week:Is freedom of speech an inherent human right? Links:

    • Mark Whitney's 2020 Libertarian Presidential Campaign
    • Follow Mark on Twitter

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Pulling Out (w/ Arvin Vohra)

    This week we have Arvin Vohra, 2020 Libertarian Party Presidential candidate to talk about Arvin's coming of age into the libertarian movement and to clear up his age of consent opinions once and for all.

    Burning Question for this week:Who determines the age of consent? Links:

    • Buy Arvin's Books
    • Vohra Method
    • Follow Arvin on Twitter
    • Arvin's Presidential Campaign

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    Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment

    1 hr 32 min
  • Room Pops and Roosters (Live Show)

    We start the show with Kyle itching to write lyrics for our new sex punk band. Everyone in the DNC pulls out, we praise the podcasts who make fun of other podcasts, Nicky P is not smarter than Derek, we have some big brain discussions about reality, Davie clues us on the scandal that is Hornberger rigging New York, Kyle is a coronavirus conspiracy, everyone is depressed and just wants to get high, jewish pepperoni, someone from Finland sets the record straight on their hot PM's scandal, and Kyle shoots a hollow point into his leg.

    All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

    Burning Question for this week:Should you always honor your contracts?

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    1 hr 30 min
  • Slim Pickens (w/ C. Michael Pickens)

    So the burning question this week: is hard work is a virtue? A red-blooded, dirt under the nails type guy defends that it is, whilst being verbally assaulted by lazy, free loading, soy boys awaiting their daily milking at the soy farm. It may be the type of torture akin to waterboarding a rubber chicken, however it can't be as bad as free range, open air prisons... or can it? Don't think too hard on it, because the Burning Boots boys sure didn't. There is a special guest that sells weed, and another special guest that grows it for the favorite of the three. Big thank you to C. Michael Pickens, the campaign manager for libertarian presidential candidate Mark Whitney. He really helped Davie, Kyle, and Derek recollect the weekend at the LPF convention, which was just old men yelling at Davie, and smoking J's with the kids at the pool (except Arvin). All this, plus a couple of other minor things in this week's episode of BURNING BOOTS! Guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back! (This offer does not include patrons, that check is cashed)

    Burning Question for this week:Is hard work a virtue?

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    1 hr 15 min

About Libertarian Friendship Simulator

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Are you a lonely, friendless libertarian man with no one to hang out with and no one to nod their head when you talk about politics? Well step into the pod, join the community of other libertarian/anarchist losers like you, and activate the simulator.