Libertarian Friendship Simulator

This week we recorded our episode and streamed it LIVE for Patrons only, and we fulfilled the request of some random Patron to draw each other live for some reason. Derek gives his perspective on the whole native American #landback movement that's happening all over social media and gets derailed into talking about porn games where the goal is not to c*m, which doesn't make any sense. A voicemail sends everyone into a dangerous fit of holocaust denial, Rooster from the Discord calls the voicemail to talk sh*t to Moose for a solid minute and a half causing everyone to almost fall asleep, the boys develop their strategy for winning the retard vote, and Kyle fills us in on the coronavirus conspiracy.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:Do you have the right to destroy land?

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Phil and Jared from Punk Rock Libertarians podcast join the show this week totally refreshed and invigorated after getting a prime ham candle polishing with their free Autoblow that was sent to them. These guys rule, go listen to their podcast.

Baltimore is being overrun by stupid cats who b*tch into the microphone during our chat with the PRL boys, but that doesn't stop us from raging against the state and continually demonstrating to Davie how he's wrong on seemingly everything. Davie admits that Jack Black is okay, Phil applies his (wrong) common sense to trespass and the NAP, Libertarians are being physically removed from social media, and Phil and Jared talk about their experience with their shiny new blow job machine.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:Is teaching children about the existence of Hell or Satan coercive?

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Links from this episode:

• Tom Woods Wrecks Indian IRS Scammer
• Punk Rock Libertarians Unbox the Autoblow
• Vietnamese Sweet and Sour Cow Vagina

We suffered some technical difficulties this week because Steve Jobs made a shrimpy computer that can fit in a manilla envelope and Derek thought it would be a good idea to use this paper thin device to power an entire talkshow. Well that saga has basically come to an end because we could not keep the recording going that long this week without it crashing. Looks like we'll finally have to use a real computer next week because we're going to be coming back with a fury.

So enjoy episode -1, where we sit down on mics for the first time and try to figure out what even is a podcast

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Special guests this week are the hosts of the Biting the Bullet podcast, the Fighting Mongeese: Typo, Jared, and Luke. Their show is our show but in a parallel dimension where our podcast was successful. Twitter bans, the story of Typo's name, Kyle's strategy to win the black vote, Derek hires an army of Indians to vote up our podcast on Liberty Podcast Ranker, Davie gives a heartfelt eulogy for Kobe Bryant (PBUH), Luke spills the rice on the banana show, and Typo reveals his true power level.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:Is counter-economics a viable political strategy against the state?

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Jared - Luke - Typo

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The Make Liberty Great Again podcast network must be stopped. Their boring podcasts are flooding the top spots on Liberty Podcast Ranker with podcasts of women. Yes, women talking is now voted higher than our podcast. There's plenty of ice-in-a-Yeti-cup ASMR in this episode as we air out our podcast drama before Derek ruins Davie's segue into talking about the Virginia gun rights rally. Children calling strangers fat with immunity, beta males want to rape you, a 10 with Down syndrome probably exists, when your wife looks at your penis, big brain libertarian discussion, the false Jewish question, poor people drugs, living entirely off of Bitcoin, and people who unironically put the Punisher logo on their vehicles.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:When is it permissible to use force against the state?

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We're officially done with the "Burning X" titles!

The NSA releases the Windows 10 virus and John McAfee is slowly losing his mind on Twitter. We talk about Josh Smith's shout-out for our show on Lions of Liberty but bemoan the fact that he essentially called us a podcast of "boogaloo boys". We clear the air with each other on what boogaloo actually means and what our roles in boogaloo are or should be before diving into Retardnation. Derek claims that he can taste citrus with his balls and urges you to try it.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:Is entrapment a violation of the NAP?

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Links:

• bitbutter on YouTube
• Collapse of the American Dream
• Ron Paul's Legendary "What if?" speech
• Story of Your Enslavement

While we wait for Vermin Supreme to get ready, we talk about the Iran bombings and eat cough drops that smell like old people. We had some technical issues with Vermin's call but thanks to the magic of zombie-powered time travel, we didn't.

Vermin lays out his plans for our country should he ever be crowned President and just as Derek says that it will not become an interview, we begin the interview. Listeners on the Discord sent us some tough questions to ask Vermin, which he answered with about as much finesse and expertise as one could expect from the wizard king of political satire himself. Vermin shares his revolutionary insight into how "free ponies" are economically possible and also shares with us some stories of his adventures and his foray into all of this political business. Once a peaceful hippy just looking for a laugh, Vermin quickly rose to become one of the most respected and beloved political satirists of our age and it's with tremendous honor that we had him on our show.

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It's New Year's Eve in Kyle's dungeon this week and we're all exhausted. We discuss our plans for getting onto other libertarian podcasts and wonder how a podcast of only women talking into microphones can have more listeners than we do. Should fascists have a platform, Billie Eilish got MK Ultra'd, guns are good for church, Liberty Hangout is the most annoying Twitter account ever created, the pragfags of the Libertarian Party are mad that people want to grow weed, nuclear power rules, YouTube tramples on crypto content creators, and Davie learns what a waifu is.

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Burning Question for this week:There isn't one. Don't tell us what to do.

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The gang's all here with this special Christmas episode, and we're releasing this one early this week, so no episode this Friday.

Kyle sang Katy Perry in front of a stadium of grandmas for $100 and is now a professional singer, Davie gives Kyle a rad Christmas present but gives Derek a lump of Baby Yoda meme coal, Jack Black calls the voicemail to rip into Davie - the Hank Hill of anarchists, Davie and Derek report on the best worst punk show they've ever been to, Derek shits his pants, and we discuss how to win a fight against Santa Claus.

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Burning Question for this week:Is Santa Claus a slave-driving Communist or a charitable Capitalist?

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• When you criticize the cops in Communist China

Kyle ditched the show this week to go to a gardening convention, so we got our buddy Jordan to fill his seat. Star Wars is officially getting gay, Amazon Alexa might cause you to go on a murderous rampage this holiday season, Davie breaks into Kyle's dungeon with a butter knife, FartPimpson makes art for the fast food Hornburger joint, Derek thinks dropmemesnotbombs.com doesn't make any sense, Kyle calls the voicemail and reads out loud, someone speaking in tongues sends us an audition to be a part of the show, Cenk Uygur wants to f*ck dogs, and the funniest person in Canada.

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Burning Question for this week:Would you still be a libertarian even it could be proven to have a bad economic outcome?

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