Libertarian Friendship Simulator

This week Kyle and Davie are joined by a hippie named Brett who stumbled into the studio looking for weed but stayed to talk about conspiracies. Good thing too, because Derek is still out of town for one more week. That's right, today's episode is all about conspiracies and we get all of the conspiracy talk out of our system with dive into the old pizzagate conspiracy and how or why it could be relevant to the current elite pedophile ring busts - something which Brett happens to know a lot about. Before that, we make fun of know-it-all hypocrite children and talk about a cop who shot and killed someone in their apartment because she thought it was hers. Someone on Twitter claims that if Donald Trump is ever impeached that we would slip into another civil war, and that launches the discussion into a long talk about conspiracy theories and pizzagate.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for This Week:

Is there any validity to the Pizzagate conspiracy?

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Links from this episode:

• Podesta Handkerchief
• Child Rape Assembly Line
• Pizzagate - How it all started
• Podesta Brothers Eyewitness Rendering

With Derek being away this week to get hitched, the boys bring their buddy Jordan on air to blow their gun-talk load. Before pulling the trigger on the gun talk, we take aim at the mailbag and Davie points out that Biden is perhaps more gangster than we've been giving him credit for. Jordan wonders what "dry ice hands" can possibly mean if not a reference to masturbation, and Kyle introduces us to the whacky world of transableism. The boys shoot the sh*t about guns for a while and eventually address Jordan's statism, and what conversation with a statist would be incomplete without a conversation about roads?

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for This Week:

Which is better: AR or AK?

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• Biden Recounts his Cornpop Story

We talk about aliens, religion, and borders.

Burning Question for This Week:

Should libertarians support open borders?

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Someone gives us $5 on Patreon and we immediately start talking about all of the gay sh*t that we would do for more money (which Derek forgot to cut). Davie blows the lid off of Donald Trump’s motion to monitor the cell phones of the mentally ill as just another elite pedophile scheme to get underage nudes. This revelation causes Kyle to nearly go into cardiac arrest from shock, but luckily we snap back to reality with real questions from listeners with the mail bag. How do you deal with shitty liberal friends? Would you get pegged if it meant anarchy for you and everyone forever? How many d*cks does Justin Amash need to suck to get the LP Nomination? We talk about the state of the libertarian party candidates and pontificate over how high someone would get if they sucked John McAfee’s d*ck. I don’t know, all I know for sure is that we don’t need to anymore because some beautiful libertarian b*astard created a blowjob machine. Then we talk about 9/11 and the government’s potential involvement in the tragedy, which causes Derek’s rate of alcoholic intake to increase and he slowly devolves the conversation into an incoherent drunken ramble about how he once played a CS:GO game with Bill Clinton and he bought him some premium knives.

All that and more on this week’s episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this Week: Was 9/11 an inside job?

Links from this episode:

• Donald Trump banning e-cigs
• Donald Trump monitoring cell phones
• Bill Clinton Dress painting in Epstein’s House
• Lucky Larry Silverstein
• 9/11 Commission Report
• Autoblow Blowjob Machine

Walmart has instituted some new anti-gun policies and we talk about how we feel about it from a property rights perspective. An obnoxious special guest crashes the show and takes two parking spots with his scooter. Kyle brings up the "greater good" argument that's so often made by statists against libertarians and we talk about whether or not "greater good" utilitarian arguments are bullsh*t and then get into an argument about the limits we should accept in the face of tyranny.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

This week's Burning Question:Will violent revolution lead to liberty? Contribute to our PatreonFind us on Facebook Reference Links:

• Most of the Drug Arrests in the US Involve a Gram or Less

Epstein committed suicide. Case closed, nothing to see here, folks. We talk about guns red flag laws for a bit before diving into a heated debate about a contentious topic amongst libertarians: Should libertarians give a sh*t about the US Constitution? This episode is front loaded with some high fiber content, but that's the Burning Question of this episode and we spend a while deliberating on that right out the gate. Then we read a few entries from the mailbag and have a discussion about labor unions and workers strikes from a libertarian perspective. Derek's dad corrects the record on the history of SEAL Team 6 from his Wikipedia research. We dive into some more pedophile conspiracies and review all of the data about the color of Justin Trudeau's potentially Cuban nipples. All that and more on this episode of Burning Boots! Contribute to our PatreonFind us on Facebook

8th Amendment: Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

9th Amendment: The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. Reference Links:

• 32:40 - Nozick's Tale of the Slave
• 68:05 - Justin Trudeau Resembling Fidel Castro

What is an anarchist and why should anyone care? We give some of our thoughts on the matter. We talk about some conspiracy theories and wonder why all of a sudden no one cares about Jeffery Epstein anymore. The Amazon Rainforest is burning and Bernie shoehorns it into his fear mongering campaign.

Does anyone really care about the rainforest or is just a new grandstanding platform? Why should anyone care about the fact that elite pedophiles are running the world when Spiderman is probably going to be removed from the Marvel universe? Can a piece of owned property ever become unowned? What are the criteria for implicit abandonment of property?

We also try a soundboard idea but it ends up being more of a pain than we anticipated.

Links:

Trump saying that he will be the best President that God has ever created: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzbzZwMzU38

Proof that M240 Machine Gun was used in Las Vegas shooting: https://youtu.be/_mXe9dk77bk