Libertarian Friendship Simulator

This week we're blessed by the presence of Adam Kokesh! Adam is running for the 46th President of the United States and is one of the most anti-war and principled libertarians you could hope for. Unfortunately, Adam proved to be even more big-brained than we expected and dominated the entire podcast with smart guy stuff, so we formally apologize to anyone who was just looking for their weekly libertarian sh*t joke. Remember to vote Vermin Supreme!

The unbearable lightness of being late to meetings, YouTube is a part of the Clinton-government-whatever-the-heck-it-is machine, libertarians don't like the poors, Adam was picked up and body-slammed for slow dancing with liberty, libertarian factions in the movement, how to deal with being a libertarian in the military, cleaning government property, Kyle has a driver's license, a bigger Star Wars fan than Kyle calls the voicemail, Derek and Davie don't understand Baby Yoda memes, and Finland is doomed because their new Prime Minister is too cute.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:Is being a principled libertarian compatible with being employed by the state?

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• Adam's Website
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• Adam's Presidential Campaign
• Donate to Adam's Campaign

We begin with Kyle and Davie being mean to Derek, which I frankly find rude and immature. Davie gives his in-depth review of Google Stadia, Kyle longs for his Incel Valhalla, we acknowledge the end of No Nut November, white people food can be delicious, nostalgic side boob and Derek's vagina, Hallmark Holiday Hell, we have a mailbag that tanks the entire show, Detective Harper gives a much needed update on the cleft clad cleaver, Alabama people either have down syndrome or have sweet potato c*cks, how to make a Joe Biden quote, and whether or not gay sex is actually gay.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:Is it gay if you have sex with another man but you thought he was a woman?

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Joshua Smith joins us this week against his better judgement, then we promptly ignore and talk over him for the duration of the episode. Josh is running for LNC Chair and we here at Burning Boots OFFICIALLY ENDORSE JOSH'S CANDIDACY (sorry Josh)

Derek's dad wouldn't jerk him off if he was profoundly disabled, Josh talks about the first world problems with having the most vanilla name possible, we talk about the state of the Libertarian Party, Josh officially avows Grand Wizard Tom Woods and then unwisely shares his gamer tag, Derek shares a recipe for vegan semen cookies, Kyle - dressed like he's doing an IRA cosplay - brandishes his AK-47 while telling the story of Alex Booth and the boogaloo that got away, and Davie thinks that the military would mostly join the side of the state during boogaloo.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:What would a transition to a taxless society look like?

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• Donate to Josh's Campaign
• Vegan Semen Cookie Recipe

This week we're joined by special guest Steven Nekhaila, the chair of the Libertarian Party of Florida. We tried to get some questions from the Patrons for him, but no one cared enough to submit any, so we just shot the sh*t with him for a while. We experienced some technical difficulties in this episode, so you might notice some audio quality dips from Steven's feed every so often, so we apologize in advance for Steven's incompetence.

We get tired of waiting for Kyle to show up and start the banter with Steven right away by seeing how he responds to banned epithets. As Steven cracks open a fresh White Claw and we begin the basic b*tch summoning ritual, Kyle stumbles into the studio from his crotchless boxer brief photo shoot. Bernie Sanders calls the show to personally disallow Davie from participating in the socialist revolution, and then we talk about the moral merits of beastiality.

All that and more on this week's Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:Are animals property?

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Links from this episode:

• Vodka and Redbull the Same as Cocaine
• IRS Building Quote about Taxes

This week we're joined by a very special guest - Dan Taxation is Theft Behrman! Dan turned out to be a very funny and very smart dude, which just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover.

We banter with Dan for a while about boogaloo, the libertarian party, and how much Mexico secretly rules. Davie interrupts the f*ck out of everyone and sends Kyle spiraling into a rageful fit of entitlement, Lola Bunny from Space Jam turned on every man at some point in their life except for Kyle who prefers real rabbits, and Dan nervously hovers his finger over the hang up button.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

This week's episode is brought to you by Kyle's Crotchless Boxer Briefs, available now at your nearest Kyle-Mart.

Burning Question for this week: Does the US National debt actually matter?

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• Dan's Campaign Website
• Listen to Dan's Podcast

The boys talk about the enigma that is Furry culture and then talk about sexy rabbits. The DNC's LGBTBBQ ended in a dumpster fire when a black trans woman gave everyone on the panel sh*t and then the boys pine for a future without IP law.

Donald Trump calls into the show and threatens Kyle's life in a voicemail, Ken from the Discord calls in to be wrong about Justin Amash, Elizabeth Warren gets a meme team, Project Veritas blows the lid off of another story that surprises absolutely no one, and Derek puts a $25 bounty on the GYRETRD license plate.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week: Should the only goal of libertarian candidates be to get elected?

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Against all odds, our podcast is now ranked #1 on Liberty Podcast Ranker and we're now officially better than Punk Rock Libertarians, Dave Smith, Tom Woods, and all those other would-be winners. Davie complains about listeners on Facebook and their mailbags, we discuss who is the libertarianist libertarian, and Kyle and Davie pass around the minarchist hat.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week: Are libertarians anti-police?

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Links from this episode:

• Machinery of Freedom Illustrated Summary

The guys start off talking about their illustrious plans to start a sex-punk band and Kyle talks about watching a boring documentary about the Illuminati that ends with all of the experts agreeing that the Illuminati isn't even around anymore. A listener mailbag asks us to talk about Justin Trudeau winning the Canadian election, which surprises Davie because he forgot that Canada even existed. Davie complains about how Pragmatic Libertarians aren't beneficial to the movement and we discuss Tulsi Gabbard's feud with Hillary Clinton. Kyle reads another fear-mongering article in today's edition of "Kyle's Coming Soon".

Burning Question for this week: Which group is more of an ally to libertarians - Anarcho-communists or Republicans?

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Links from this episode:

• Illuminati Documentary
• Kyle's Coming Soon - Manic CNN Article
• Male Nurse Throwing Antifa Backpack
• Man Forced to Pay Child Support Even Though He's Not The Father
• Dude Catches on Fire After Being Pepper Sprayed Then Tased

Since when did radio stations stop giving a sh*t about cursing on the air? Speaking of letting retards on the airwaves, Davie actually sat down and consumed all of the DNC debates against his better judgement. We call our friends at the True Brew podcast during their live show and ask them about their opinion on whether or not retards can give consent. Then we turn to the whopper of a mailbag that we've got this week and answer questions about vaccination and how to convince people of anarchism. Things get heated when we start to argue about the merits of using violent force against in response to government tyranny, but they cool back down after we have a tall glass of refreshing fluoride water.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week: Should libertarians support private prisons?

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Links from this episode:

• Machinery of Freedom Video

Derek is back and recounts some of his elopement details and Kyle defends the American flag from Derek and Davie on the grounds that it's a cultural symbol that should be respected. Then we cover some mailbag questions and then talk about some news items. Davie finds a news story about a lawmaker who believes that legalizing marijuana will lead to the dealers selling sex toys and we try to guess what his reasoning is. Derek attempts to pitch his idea for tampons for alcoholic men before diving into the tough question of whether or not retards can give consent for sex.

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Burning Question for this week: Can retards give consent?

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Links from this episode:

• The Problem of First-Past-The-Post Voting
• Woman suggests to AOC that we should eat babies
• Kamala Harris 'please clap' cringe
• Elizabeth Warren BDSM scandal
• 1993 NYT Article titled 'Rape and the Mentally Retarded'
• 'Why I Masturbate My Profoundly Disabled Son'
• Lawmaker warns that legalizing weed will lead to sales in sex toys