A man we know only as 'Sic' is a recently diagnosed autistic man who enjoys candy and calling our voicemail just about every week. He joins us on the show to talk about suicide pacts with your friends, walking in your cousin plowing a pig, the delicate process of preparing your wife for anal, and how to stop worrying and love the bong

This week's closing song is Born2Die by Blind Equation

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For this very special salty episode (thick, thick kosher salt) we invited our brothers James "Cop Respecter" Freeman and Elijah on the episode to talk about growing up with porn, your mom finding your 'personal' socks, growing up Jewish, working outside makes you poor, saying whatever you want to anyone, who's really controlling the music industry, and we finally catch up on some voicemails.

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Alright so Ricky and Tet couldn't be on the same show due to Derek and I not communicating about start times. So bonus for you.

This week's closing song is Pure Hate by Poison Idea

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Long time friend Ricky of the Devil Brothers podcast makes a formal visit to pod to read us an apology and tell tall tales of his time as a gay male escort.

This week's closing song is Brand New by Waste

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Have you ever wanted to listen to a group of philosophical ret*rds give lukewarm conspiracy theory takes on catboy gene therapy and oriental FBI p*ssy?

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This is the pilot episode for the first show generated by the friendship simulator community, by long time friends Taxi, Nully, and Banter: Tin Foil Harem.

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We've got the hosts of Campfire Freedom podcast here with us this week and get to know each other and talk about bein' ugly, hanging with the bros on your anniversary, being Ron Paul and not drinking, white boy summer being over, living in Georgia, being in school prison, growing up with tits in your face, and more.

This week's closing song is Go Motherfucker Go by Nashville Pussy

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Our poor friend wasn't able to show up for the poor episode for the 2nd week running, so we roast him for that for half the episode and then catch up on what black people are Googling and then Davie bears all

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This week's closing song is For Those Who Know by Brasstracks and Faggot by Sam Vance-Law

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trainwreck show with Jared of Punk Rock Libertarians and @SpaceLawdy (aka FartPimpson), so maybe just go listen to PRL instead this week

This week's closing song is The YMCA Down the Street From the Clinic by The Lawrence Arms

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No guest this week, we just catch up and try not to talk about current events. We started this podcast to hang out so why not just do that for once? We talk about being a fuck up, hiring and firing female AI's, share embarrassing things about ourselves, eat jell-o, argue about whether or not its cool to be rational, and get drunk.

This week's closing song is Amber Island by nelward

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You know, I have no idea what was going on either... but yeah I was late to join the show. Rooster and Derek talk about specific people, their white privilege, and women. This conversation is wild to listen to high. top tier. I would listen to a Derek and Rooster show. They do talk about their ideal man. Oh now fat people look like ghosts. But if you don't want to hear that, I join around the 32:25 mark. And it just goes downhill from there.

Also our resident research-autismo Taxi gives us an update on some recent shooting that I already forgot where it happened lol

This week's closing song is Sabotage by Beastie Boys

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