Libertarian Friendship Simulator

Libertarian Friendship Simulator

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Libertarian Friendship Simulator episodes

  • Rectum spectrum (w/ Sic)

    A man we know only as 'Sic' is a recently diagnosed autistic man who enjoys candy and calling our voicemail just about every week. He joins us on the show to talk about suicide pacts with your friends, walking in your cousin plowing a pig, the delicate process of preparing your wife for anal, and how to stop worrying and love the bong

    This week's closing song is Born2Die by Blind Equation

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      1 hr 56 min
    • H8 B8 (w/ Elijah and James Freeman)

      For this very special salty episode (thick, thick kosher salt) we invited our brothers James "Cop Respecter" Freeman and Elijah on the episode to talk about growing up with porn, your mom finding your 'personal' socks, growing up Jewish, working outside makes you poor, saying whatever you want to anyone, who's really controlling the music industry, and we finally catch up on some voicemails.

      Links from this episode:

      • Dick Masterson's Water Jug Challenge for Women
      • US/UN spending millions to circumcise black male babies

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          2 hr 4 min
        • ep 87ish pt2 (w/ tettsui)

          Alright so Ricky and Tet couldn't be on the same show due to Derek and I not communicating about start times. So bonus for you.

          This week's closing song is Pure Hate by Poison Idea

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            59 min
          • ep 87ish pt 1. - punk in public (w/ Ricky)

            Long time friend Ricky of the Devil Brothers podcast makes a formal visit to pod to read us an apology and tell tall tales of his time as a gay male escort.

            This week's closing song is Brand New by Waste

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              1 hr 12 min
            • Tin Foil Harem - Ep. 1

              Have you ever wanted to listen to a group of philosophical ret*rds give lukewarm conspiracy theory takes on catboy gene therapy and oriental FBI p*ssy?

              This episode of Tin Foil Harem we delve into the past to look at how every major mass shooting across America was perpetuated by Asian coochie and clop porn. At one point the ethical dilemma of whether you should sell oregano to 13 year olds for $25 a gram makes its way to us.

              Buckle up and welcome to the Harem

              This is the pilot episode for the first show generated by the friendship simulator community, by long time friends Taxi, Nully, and Banter: Tin Foil Harem.

              Be on the look out for this show on its own dedicated feed on all podcast apps.

              0 min
            • Campfun Firefighters (w/ Gizmo, Sage, and Clay)

              We've got the hosts of Campfire Freedom podcast here with us this week and get to know each other and talk about bein' ugly, hanging with the bros on your anniversary, being Ron Paul and not drinking, white boy summer being over, living in Georgia, being in school prison, growing up with tits in your face, and more.

              This week's closing song is Go Motherfucker Go by Nashville Pussy

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                1 hr 15 min
              • Davie gets NUDE on the podcast XXX 25+ ONLY

                Our poor friend wasn't able to show up for the poor episode for the 2nd week running, so we roast him for that for half the episode and then catch up on what black people are Googling and then Davie bears all

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                • Just this one lol but listen to the ep first

                  • This week's closing song is For Those Who Know by Brasstracks and Faggot by Sam Vance-Law

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                    1 hr 23 min
                  • Now I'm peeing (w/ PRL Jared and Spacelawdy)

                    trainwreck show with Jared of Punk Rock Libertarians and @SpaceLawdy (aka FartPimpson), so maybe just go listen to PRL instead this week

                    This week's closing song is The YMCA Down the Street From the Clinic by The Lawrence Arms

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                      1 hr 5 min
                    • being friends, who cares

                      No guest this week, we just catch up and try not to talk about current events. We started this podcast to hang out so why not just do that for once? We talk about being a fuck up, hiring and firing female AI's, share embarrassing things about ourselves, eat jell-o, argue about whether or not its cool to be rational, and get drunk.

                      This week's closing song is Amber Island by nelward

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                        2 hr 21 min
                      • Gun Says Chnk w/ Rooster

                        You know, I have no idea what was going on either... but yeah I was late to join the show. Rooster and Derek talk about specific people, their white privilege, and women. This conversation is wild to listen to high. top tier. I would listen to a Derek and Rooster show. They do talk about their ideal man. Oh now fat people look like ghosts. But if you don't want to hear that, I join around the 32:25 mark. And it just goes downhill from there.

                        Also our resident research-autismo Taxi gives us an update on some recent shooting that I already forgot where it happened lol

                        This week's closing song is Sabotage by Beastie Boys

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                          2 hr 3 min

                        About Libertarian Friendship Simulator

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                        Are you a lonely, friendless libertarian man with no one to hang out with and no one to nod their head when you talk about politics? Well step into the pod, join the community of other libertarian/anarchist losers like you, and activate the simulator.