Tom Cruise finally flings himself into the sun and merges with it, becoming the terrifying ultra-star we always knew he could be. Meanwhile Tom Foolery, election-rigger extraordinaire, steps into the spotlight to give the Trump campaign one more nudge toward victory, ants unify the United States and China into the new superpower “Chinerica” and James Cameron discovers 9/11 a few days after everyone else. Joe Biden is ants. Everything is ants. Go ants.