Where's My Burrito? by A Little Fire Burning

UH OH! Christian is getting all UH OH! over here. Superman’s Super Stalking gets out of control and he unethically wages a war on Christmas… Our Irish friend, Seamus stops by and drops Irish conspiracy theories… Christian pitches the next...

11.12.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 97: Election Day and a Cloudy Raul Julia

Election Day, a Nebulous Nimbus with the face of Raul Julia, a Palpatine version of Ben Franklin... you know...harbingers for the impending apocalypse.

11.05.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 96: The Eraser End of the Pencil

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10.31.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 95: Nic Cage's Cages

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10.28.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 94: Severus Lindsey

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10.24.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 93: Vat of Redundancy

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10.21.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 92: Tom Cruise- Sun God

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10.17.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 91: A Puerto Rican Dexter

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10.14.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 90: They're growing tails in Japan again

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10.10.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 89: Max Talks to God

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10.06.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 88: An Unencumbered Tommy

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10.03.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 87: Baby Coin

In another installment of an on going conversation…Christian and Max yell about frugality and pharos…I’m not here to teach you what a fucking gerund is…The difference between Snow and SleetCreate their own crypto…It’s a bird, it’s a plane, It’s the...

09.30.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 86: Hitting a Brick Wall at Orgy Island

Greek mythology... The RNC... The origins of the Marvel Universe... How do they all combine? Haphazardly at best.

09.02.2020

Where's My Burrito?: Ep 85: The Salem Trip Trials

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08.23.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 84: Civil War TMZ

Disney's America... Trump Vs Lady Voice Lincoln A Civil War TMZ situation... The Infamous Roach Incident... (R)obama... Get Fucked William Henry Harrison... 31 days A Nuclear Deterrent from being an asshole... a greek Version of Fraser.. We pitch evolution of the Octopus... Hectapus

08.05.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 83: Twenty Risky Yanks

Golden State Killers, Bear Youtube, and Epstein’s main squeeze Ghislaine Maxwell round out a wholesome episode that also features an extended David Carradine auto-erotic asphyxiation bit. Rated E for Everyone. ...

08.01.2020

Where's My Burrito? EP 82: Annie: a Wayfair Musical

Rona Runs Rampant… JK Be Terfin…Trump Stumpers in the motherfuckin houseChristian pitches a racial version of that Split diseaseThe many sins and Lies of Christian and MAx are revealedmorally descend into a nightmare version of Annie that is still...

07.19.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 81: a Who's Who of Has Beens

You hear about these Dutch Torture Chambers?What’s the best fruit?Christian doesn’t understand Bananas.Max Watches HamiltonEdgar Allen Poe is overratedRavens need to imagine themselves in the creation of our nation.Shout out to the amazing women all taking the L for the...

07.11.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 80: The Roomba of Racism.

On this week's installment... Christian calls women dirty pieces of tape...(but it makes sense) proposes a galactic solution to racism... Max give his Top 5 presidential speeches that were given under the influence... begrudgingly give a nazi credit.. Ja Rule needs money... and Xzibit comes...

07.03.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 79: Kentucky Smith: "That Belongs in a Holler"

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07.01.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 78: Ayn Rand's Lizard People Theory

On this week’s episode…Christian meets wolves…Ponder the Voldemort of Natural Disasters…Christian runs for School Board…give Bear Hitchcock is rightful praise…And Max creates the perfect candidate. ...

06.28.2020

Where's My Burrito? 77: Little Booties on John Goodman

On this week’s installment…Christian is bad at DnD…We take a pit stop in OZ…Make john Goodman a sex Symbol who also may be the devil…Why fandom is terrible…Stroll down Bonnaroo memory lane…Max looks like Riff Raff…Hulk Hogan is a hot...

06.24.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 76: I Gotta Lotta Lava Questions

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06.10.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 75: a Holocaust of Letters

This ep has everything, Syphilis, Admiral Ackbar, George Carlin perpetrating mass tragedies, Something about Pterodactyls and then our nations darkest hour, the systematic elimination of Letters by numbers.

05.25.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 74: Thrones '77

On this week's installment of an ongoing conversation, Spielberg scapegoats Rita Moreno... look back at the failure of the Game of Thrones finale 1 year later... Pitch the follow up series, Thrones '77 set in New York with a Weekend at Bernie's Dany Pitch...

05.17.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep. 73: Monkey Marx: He's JUST trying to propose a race war...

And we're current... Rona Update... Christian Makes his mom watch Breaking Bad... Max watched videos of whales, while Christian imagines his new aquatic overlord, Bruce... Monkey Marx, a victim of his hijacked ideology... Christian Explains brain functions poorly... For fuck's sake, Mom. Stop making DMT.

05.03.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 72: More Sunrises than Sunsets

On the final day of Christian's 20's, The boys talk Coffee, Bubble boys, Mormonism... Reminisce about bad Whiskey Devolve into devious bit called Theater Critic Baby... Ponder Black time travel and end up in TylerTown

04.26.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 71: Bacon's Around, Baby

In this week’s Cuomo Corner, the boys talk about Cuomosexuals, and the mysteries of Andrew Cuomo’s nips. Christian details the latest Louie CK special, NAMBLA enters the chat, and an aging Kevin Bacon stars in Footloose 2: Ren’s Renvenge. Christian...

04.19.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 70: Lil' Baby Cuomo Got Rona'd

In a world run rampant by Rona, Christian and Max talk the hierarchy of Theme Park movie rides... Christian works on a bit where he can be a feminist and a sexist at the same time... Can't remember Autobots in the...

04.05.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 69: Bernie Sanders Presents: Tales from the Crypt

in episode 69... God time is Lit... We figure out Bernie's next move... debate video games... Pitch a Flintstones corona drama... Max watches fish videos Christian is scared of monkey magic... Cortes has a shit carbon footprint. and all things are possible thru god... including the first...

03.28.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 68: RonaCast

A totally not depressing episode of Where's My Burrito where we detail all of the ways Jared Leto is a totally normal man who is definitely in touch with common people. Also Crypty is back and sassier than ever.

03.21.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 67: Narc in the White House

Chillary Clinton and Mitt "i'm a narc" Romney take up some real estate in this mostly Corona-free episode, as well as a sitcom pitch called "Biden and Bernie", a brief bit of speculative Mormon history and the latest installment...

03.13.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 66: Pooper Tuesday

Christian goes into a death spiral over Super Tuesday while Max coins the name 'Pooper Tuesday' and keeps repeating it until Christian begrudgingly accepts it as the new name for the latest in many shitty Tuesdays.

03.08.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 65: "Max, you're fired"

Christian parts ways with his long time co-host Max in favor of Max's mom.

02.29.2020

Where's My Burrito? Ep 64: Coyote Ugly 3- Rise of the Planet of the Pennys

Equal parts extended therapy session and writer’s room, Christian grapples with his inability to take compliments, while we workshop a Coyote Ugly requel, a new American epic about graverobbin’, and break our longest running segment streak with the fourth episode...

02.22.2020

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Where's My Burrito? episodes:

Where's My Burrito? Ep 109: Syphilis is Real!

Where's My Burrito? Ep 108: Crocodile Olympics

Where's My Burrito? Ep 107: Sex and the Salem Witch Trials

Where's My Burrito? Ep 106: One Term Phony

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Where's My Burrito? Ep 103: Chainsaw Betty

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Where's My Burrito? Ep 101: The Omar Little of Spiders

Where's My Burrito? Ep 100: Hell is a Place on Earth

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Where's My Burrito? Ep 98: UH OH!