Where's the damn sequel to the close-to-unwatchable 2006 dragon fantasy, starring a scene-stealing John Malkovich and Also Some Other Actors Who Are Less Interesting. Lucien, Michael and Jordyn discuss the enigma of Eragon.

Where's the damn sequel to Matthew Vaughn's spellbinding 2007 adaptation of the Neil Gaiman fantasy, starring Robert DeNiro as a gay pirate? Michael Culloty and Jordyn Mulvey join Lucien to ponder why a Stardust sequel was never made.

Where's the damn sequel to the endlessly-rewatchable alt-history adventures, starring Nicolas Cage at his very best? Shane Kelly joins Lucien to ponder why a third movie was never made, and if it still could be.