You used to hear the word Razzmatazz way more in the 1980s than you hear it now but they never mention that on Buzzfeed to they? I'm beginning to think they weren't even there.

Hello and welcome to episode 115 of the drawn out chore that is Which Is The Best podcast, where Sammy Dobson (Deranged gluesniffer) and Lee Kyle (Tempestuous minor royal) decide between things of the same or similar name.

THIS TIME:

Taxidermy: Making a bird last forever with a dead look in its dead eyes.

or

Taxi journey: Making a conversation about how busy a racist has been last forever, with a dead look in its dead eyes.