Have you ever tried writing an original blurb for a podcast when it has had 119 previous episodes?

Let's see... we've done it in French, with loads of swearing and without vowells. We've even tried just saying what it is.

Erm... how about sexy?

Ooooh hello big boy! What a lovely cock you have! Fancy listening to Episode 120 of Which is the Best podcast? With your tits?

Mmmmmmm... Slide into bed with Sammy Dobson off Doctors while Lee Kyle nips off for a wee (Some people like that).

This week they sexilly decide between Opera (Horny) and Oprah (Sensual).

I've arrived.