Welcome to episode 135 of Which is the Best, the only podcast on the market that is guaranteed 100% paedophile free.

Every week, from then until it stops happening, Lee Kyle and Sammy Dobson meet and decide which is the best between things of the same or similar names. It's a thankless task that they don't enjoy but who else is going to do it? You? Fucking doubt it mate.

This week:

Ouvre: A Frennch word meaning whatever it is it means

and

Hoover: A hoover. You know what a hoover is for fucks sake.

I'm tired.