Welcome to Episode 19 of Which is the Best? podcast!

It's a podcast where Lee Kyle and Sammy Dobson decide which is the best between things with similar or identical names.

This week:

Stationary or stationary. Are pencil sharpeners and erasers and glitter pens and stuff better than not moving?

Mate or mate. Are friends better than, you know, getting your leg over and stuff.

Also, in a revelation he couldn't make without blushing, Lee reveals to the world the job he's been imagining he does since 1996. Does he come out of it sounding okay? No. Gavel.