Episode 23 of 'Which is the Best' podcast is a bit of a cracker we think.
Every week, Lee Kyle & Sammy Dobson decide which is the best out of things with similar or identical names.
This week, in Lee's hometown of Jarrow, the sit in a car in view of the river where they used to have public hangings and choose between:
Mail (Getting a letter) or Male (A man)
and, in the category of 'Tread carefully, lest you show large scale ignorance':
Hen do (A bachelorette party) or Hindu (Adherent to hinduism)
We enjoyed the second bit of wordplay so much that we very much decided it was worth traversing the rocky waters of potential cultural insensitivity .Plus, we have a friend called Rahul who would have almost certainly have said it was alright if we'd asked him*
*It actually is alright, we are perfectly decent people.