Tattoos are cool, everyone knows that BUT are they better than tattoos (As in the Edinburgh tattoo where people march up and down to the sound of bagpipes)? If they are, are they better than TaTu, the Russian pop faux lesbians?

Not everyone is qualified to decide such important issues. Luckily, Sammy Dobson (The drummer in Dogdeath in Byker Grove) and Lee Kyle (Currently heroically getting this podcast out on time even though he's on holiday) are. After all, this is the 49th episode of Which Is The Best, the podcast where they decide between things of the same or similar names.

If they can't do it now, when WILL they be able to? Never, that's when.

Listen to it, then join the Facebook group 'Which is the best podcast - The Horde!' where there is all sorts of lovely stuff going on.