Merry Christmas! Just in time for the big day, Jayon rejoins The Birth Panel for a joyful first half of the show to discuss Christmas family traditions you might add to your repertoire, last-minute gift ideas for your wives, and the meaning of the season.

In the second half, we recognize our Top Ten listening countries other than the United States (with a real suprise at Number 1), then pivot to a very serious issue: how to handle a case of marital infidelity. We really gnaw on this one and hope you find we did it justice.

Final reminder! THE LIST is live. This is an opening salvo of children's gift ideas for healthy white parents and relatives everywhere. We will update this as the recommendations keep coming, and eventually get this into a more user-friendly format on our own site. Link to share with friends and family: https://pastebin.com/MWtKy8tW

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Break track: At Junior's request, his favorite song: "Flight" by Tristam & Braken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVMuwa-HRCQ

Closing track: "It's Christmastime" by Sam and His Fam!

Referenced on the show: The Animals' Christmas Album https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Animals%27_Christmas

"Oi to the World" by The Vandals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKk-2Pu2N8g

Full Haus interview w/ Oikos Catholic ICYMI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsMJGk0vCYM&feature=youtu.be

Sam's Edgy Christmas gift sites:

Merry Christmas fam! We love ya and we'll talk to you next week.