Eli Zaret drops by as the New York Knicks beat the San Antonio Spurs in the 2026 NBA Finals. Knicks fan reacted accordingly. Victor Wembanyama vs the National Anthem, Donald Trump's birthday battles, Eli declares the Detroit Tigers OVER, the USA wins a soccer game, Dylan Larkin vs Steve Yzerman, Trump vs Stephen A. Smith, Brendan Sorsby's "intervention", Eli's fantastic cocaine idea, and Kevin Love loves marijuana.

RIP Gene Shalit. Another dude we thought was already dead. We watch his best work.

RIP Paul Walker. His daughter goes topless in his honor. We learn that Paul liked 'em young.

Bill Burr continues to drum on his podcast. He's in the Social Network sequel.

RIP Rob Ford. The new Toronto mayor talks about farts all the time.

Michael Jackson's biopic is the highest grossing of all time. Reminder: Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

The Karmelo Anthony situation won't go away. People aren't being very nice about the verdict. Tiffney Billions makes it all about her. The Anthony parents pop off with little pushback. Jeff Metcalf popped off, but didn't do his family many favors.

Marc and family hit up Washington DC last week. He witnessed a crime.

Emily Ratajkowski's brat is destroying her boobs. She stopped putting out for her husband after she pooped out said brat.

Chris Watts former mistress is Drew's new crush. She's all Drew's. Shoutout to Trent Bolte.

The kid that Tom Brady made out with has graduated high school. Gisele Bundchen, meanwhile, did a photoshoot with W Magazine and looks really mean now.

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