Hugh Crime! Who exactly has dun it in this story of scaredy-cat expat colonizers hiding out the horrors of WW2 by holidaying in Kenya? I’m not sure we find out, but it’s the journey, and not the destination, that makes White Mischief so barely tolerable. Bask in the banality of the upper class; watch them as they horny; enjoy the Star Wars style opening scroll. Hugh Grant is barely in this, but he’s certainly complicit. “This is not as good as Star Wars” - Zoe and Robin.