See the world while you still can! Go develop some perspective while your two legs work and your mind can remember it. Fr, these days go see the world while it stills exists. That's a real thing. and if it ceases, hop on one of those galactic cruise liners from WALL-E and drink big gulps and mainline mounjaro until it reaches Proxima Centauri b, and we can start this whole shitshow over again.

The days of living under the tyrannical monarchy of the Burger King are numbered. His chicken fries alone prop up his greasy, sticky floored domain. The ring of the Taco Bell reverberates in the heart of every peace loving soul in BK's crumbling realm.

The theocratic oligarchs behind the malignant reach of Chick Fil A's hegemony may have crossed a bridge too far by constructing their colonial outpost on the fringes of North Platte. Yes the natives crave your civilization; do not posture them to man your citadel then leave them to their devices. You're good at making breaded chicken, you're bad at empire. Whether your faith or you hubris causes you to be closed on Sundays is between y0u and god. But between you and I, you're [SPOILER ALERT}B-tier.

Is Taylor swift god or trash tier? Who is Keanu Reeves? Do we need need to do a whole podcast on Timmee Chalemet?

You have the questions, and once again we have the conclusions. Tune in

Were you planning on hunting whales in Nebraska? How about driving through Topeka with your gorilla?

Tough luck, unfortunately these and many other timeless activities are illegal due to our bloated legal system. Tune in to learn more arbitrary dystopian laws.

If you can't handle the takes get out of this episode.

Ranch on everything? What's better, the book or the movie? In this 4th of WR we learn what we'd do if our significant other really likes minions; like wayyy too much.

Would you rather:

Spend a night in prison? Or one in a haunted house?

We begin our quest to rank all Redbull Flavors.

CRIMINY! Don't hate the criminal, hate the crime. Crimes are as varied as the criminals that commit.

Is a perp guilty if someone from [H-ee-double hockey stick] made them do it?

Is the seriousness of the offense diluted when done in volume [we're talking WAR crimes people]

How about crimes against a captive audience, like your FAMILY

Spoiler alert: we come to the conclusion that crime is bad

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We cover tech's effect on human love, the consequences of children's inseparability from screens, and a paradigm shift on being a [cool kid].

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