Which way to the beaches of Maine? Well... you can head east as far as Bath and then... let me think. Or you could hop a Greyhound and go down the interstate 'til you come to...nah, wait a minute. Then there's that Hodgman fella's book that ain't bad at all, but it's... You could listen to this here podcast about that Hodgman fella's book... Come to think of it, you could read the book and then listen. I reckon that would get you there from here.