It's Part 1 of our 50th episode special! To show our appreciation, we've invited onto the show some of our friends who've supported us and our silly podcast. Today we talked with Abe, Bernadette, Alon, then J Elizabeth about unexpected things in unexpected places, first dates, sour cream, and an infinite chicken glitch.

Aaron has learned a lot about life in the past year or so - he's proud of the knowledge (like where Florida is and when colors were invented) and is eager to share.

Aaron has learned a lot about life in the past year or so - he's proud of the knowledge (like where Florida is and when colors were invented) and is eager to share.

Conspiracy Theory of the Day: Songs About Jane was actually about Ellen DeGeneres and no Maroon 5 album has been as good as Songs About Jane because Ellen has been sabotaging every release. Yes, we did come up with this from her brief inclusion in a Maroon 5 music video. No, we will not be taking any questions.

They say that when you’re on your deathbed and your time has come to pass over to the next life, your eyes slowly begin to close as your soul leaves your body. In some cases, your last thoughts may be that you smell the sweet scent of ribs and hear the undeniable sizzle of burgers somewhere close by. So ask yourself, are you spending your time on earth well enough to be invited to God’s Kickback?

Today we're talking bad dates, and boy have we been on a few. Some were just tough circumstances, but most were completely and undeniably our fault. On God: our bad. But hey, everyone's been there too--right? right??

The books you enjoyed in middle school says a lot about your personality. Keep in mind that there are wrong answers *cough* Divergent *cough*

We'll just be straight up. If God's text messages come in green, then they don't deserve your prayers. Simple as that. What? Are you going to devote your eternal soul to and Android user? Didn't think so.

Can a frog ride a bike? Can the department store staples be classified as "Big Staple?" Why are UK military officials so concerned with Americans bowling? What is the most efficient eating utensil? All of these question addressed, none directly answered!

There's two types of people in this world: you're either the mugger or the muggee, and frankly, we're not trying to get mugged any time soon.