A new Olympic event. 2 doctors. The same heart surgery operation. Head to head. The crowd goes wild. The commentary is off the rails. The stakes have never been higher. Before you ask: yes, the doctors do have to be dentists. No, we won't explain further.

If you like steak cut fries, your opinion doesn't count. Sorry, we don't make the rules.

Truly a chaotic episode today and probably one of our favorites. Reverse Knife Fights, Chick-fil-A’s underhanded marketing strategies, unexpected Cars lore, a theory on human motivation (which we’ve dubbed ‘The Comfy Niche’), a social hierarchy, Jar Jar Binks Zoom calls, and stenographers.

The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is real. It's out there somewhere, and the government doesn't want us to know where. Join us as we try to pinpoint Mickey's location and bring him to justice with Judge Judy, who may or may not be real.

Latest, cutting edge research has revealed that everything we thought we knew about pick up lines was wrong. "You have beautiful eyes" and "Can I get your number" are OUT. Vague, somewhat threatening lines like "What's your favorite place?" are IN.

If you've never tried hot sauce foreplay, been naked in the woods by yourself, or birthed Mii abominations on the Wii, then this episode was made for you. And Henry's here!

Fellas, is it ethical to to mind control people? I mean...you're literally getting inside the HEADS of a bunch of DUDES. Not sure, just seems kinda sus.

We've got some PIPING hot takes on food habits this episode - aka stay tuned for our latest idea: Mayo Flavored Lube. Or Lube Flavored Mayo. We haven't decided yet. Oh, and if you get sick from eating this product, #BootyCallEmergencyServices

You've heard that ketchup should be "fridge-cold?" Well get ready for carrots needing to be "pants-warm." Make of that what you will.

How do you test a snail's memory? How many pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch can you step on before they consume you? Can we cure Alzheimer's with chocolate? All this and more!