Abe Gatling (Comedy Central) joins us!! Abe spends two years figuring out why a dude appears to be missing half of his butt. Ali accidentally befriends a man who just got out of jail and hasn’t done crack in two weeks. Brittany wears a horse shirt and finally feels one with herself. A man gives up his marriage to read about local news. Memories of Drew Carey wrestling, and inventing dick chess.

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